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Come in!” the ducks all quacked, \n“For you our hearts do bleed! \nWe’ll share our happy lot with you; \nJust tell us what you need!”\nAnd so these poor bedraggled hens \nAmongst the ducks moved in. \n“For after all,” the ducks declared, \n“We’re sisters ’neath the skin.”\nBefore too many months had lapsed, \nThe hens were good as new. \nThey sent for all their rooster friends, \nAnd those were welcomed too.\nTo please their hosts, these chickens tried \nTo waddle and to quack. \nTo simulate the duckish ways, \nThey quickly learned the knack.\nThis pleased the flock of ducks because \nIt gratified their pride. \nBut hear my tale and learn how they \nGot taken for a ride.\nThe ducks, it seemed, spent all their time \nIn fixing up the place; \nIn growing food and building homes \nAnd cleaning every space.\nThey asked the hens what they would do \nTo earn their daily bread. \n“We’ll teach and write and entertain, \nAnd buy and sell,” they said.\nAnd so these hens began to teach \nThe baby ducks and chicks. \nThey traded food and eggs and things, \nWith many clever tricks.\nThey wrote great books and put on shows \n— Of genius they’d no lack. \nIt wasn’t long till chickens owned \nThe Duckville Daily Quack.\nOne day a mother duck who took \nHer ducklings to the lake, \nWas flabbergasted when one said, \n“A swim I will not take!”\n“Why duckling’s ALWAYS swim!” she gasped, \n“It’s what you’re built to do! \nLike bunnies hop, and crickets chirp, \nAnd cows most always moo!”\n“You’re NUTS!” her son replied, \n“That stuff is all OLD HAT! \nIt’s wrong for birds to swim — besides, \nIt’s damn cold on my prat!”\n“Oh fie!” the mother duck exclaimed, \n“You’re talking like a fool!” \nUp quacked the other ducklings then: \n“He’s right! We learned in school!”\n“Such things must stop!” the mother cried, \n“Those hens can’t tell such lies! \nFor sheer ingratitude and nerve, \nI’m sure this takes the prize!”\nBut she was wrong, for even then \nThe hens did thump the tub, \nDemanding they be let into \nThe Duckville Swimming Club.\n“But you don’t swim!” the ducks exclaimed, \n“To join, why should you care?” \n“That’s not the point” the hens replied, \n“To exclude us isn’t fair!”\nThe younger ducks, who’d been to school \nAgreed right there and then, \n“To keep them out is bigotry! \n’Twould just be ANTI-HEN!”\nOutnumbered by the younger ducks, \nThe old ducks soon did lose. \nThe hens could join the Swimming Club, \nIf they would pay the dues.\nThat night the Duckville Daily Quack \nContained this banner spread: \n“Reactionary Ducks are Licked! \nDuckville moves Ahead!”\nDown at the Duckville Gaity, \nThe young set laughed with glee, \nAt cracks about “old fuddy ducks” \nIn burlesque repartee.\nNext day the hens were at the Club; \nA petition they’d sent round \nThey objected to the Swimming Fund \nWith fury and with sound.\n“You use our dues to fix the pond, \nTo keep it neat and trim \nAnd this is wrong” they said, “because \nYou know we do not swim!”\n“God help us!” cried a wise old duck, \n“These chickens have gone mad! \nWe’ll take this thing to court, by George, \nAnd justice will be had!”\nBut when they went before the judge, \nImagine their dismay! \nA CHICKEN judge decreed that they \nA heavy fine must pay!\n“Minorities must have their rights!” \nThe judge declared right then. \n“To use hens’ dues to fix the pond \nIs very ANTI-HEN!”\nOnce more the Duckville Daily Quack \nEmblazoned ’cross the page: \n“Old Fuddy Ducks Refuse to See \nThe Great New Coming Age!!”\nIn Duckville’s church, on Sunday morn, \nThe preacher spoke these words: \n“Discrimination’s got to stop! \nRemember, we’re all birds!”\nThe wisest duck in all the town \nSat down in black despair. \n“I’ll write a book,” he thought, “and then \nThis madness I will bare!”\n“Let swimmers swim, let hoppers hop, \nLet each go his own way \nLet none coerce a fellow bird!” \nWas what he had to say.\n“’Twas wrong to force the hens to swim, \nSo here’s the problem’s crux: \nIt’s just as bad for hens to try \nTo CHICKENIZE our ducks!”\n“I can’t print that,” the printer said, \n“’Twill put me in a mess! \nMy shop is mortgaged to the hens — \nThe chickens own my press!”\nThis worried duck then tried to warn \nHis friends by speech and pen, \nBut young ducks fresh from school just jeered, \n“He’s a vicious ANTI-HEN!”\nNow up the stream a little way \nWas Gooseville, on the lake \nThe hens had come to Gooseville too, \nBut the geese were more awake.\nWhen the hens began to spoil the young \nAnd Gooseville’s laws to flout, \nThe geese rose up in righteous wrath \nAnd simply threw them out.\nOf course you know where they all ran \n— On Duckville they converged. \n“We’ve got to take these REFUGEES” \nWas what the hens all urged.\nThe Duckville Daily Quack declared: \n“Those geese will stop at naught! \nThey plan to conquer all the world! \nAtrocities they’ve wrought!”\n“That’s right!” the young ducks all agreed, \n“We’ll help our fellow birds! \nThose geese have plans to conquer us! \nWe’ve read the Quack’s own words!”\nThey let the hens from Gooseville in, \nThe whole bedraggled pack \nAnd every hen took up a job \nOn Duckville’s Daily Quack.\nWhen Duckville’s Mayor’s term was up, \nThe Quack put up its duck. \nA vain and stupid duck was he \n— A veritable cluck!\nBut when he praised the wild young ducks \nAnd cursed the evil geese, \nThe Quack declared he was “all-wise”; \nHis praise would never cease.\nThe hens chipped in to help this cluck \nGive grain away for free. \nThe old ducks sadly shook their heads— \nThe writing they could see.\nAnd sure enough, this stupid duck, \nHe was elected Mayor. \nFrom this point on, the Duckville ducks \nThey never had a prayer.\nThe Mayor said, “Gooseville must go! \nWe’ll wipe them off the map!” \nWhile Duckville slept, the scheming hens \nFor Gooseville set a trap.\nThey called the geese by filthy names; \nThey filled their pond with sticks. \nThey helped the weasels catch the geese, \nAnd other hennish tricks.\nThe geese got mad and threw some rocks. \n“IT’S WAR!” the Quack announced. \n“We ducks must fight those evil geese \nTill they’ve been soundly trounced!”\nThe ducks (who knew not of the tricks \nIndulged in by the Mayor) \nWere filled with “patriotic zeal” \nAnd pitched right in for fair!\nNow when the ducks had whipped the geese \nThe Mayor called “Retreat! \nOur Henville friends should really take \nGoosevilles’s big main street!”\nThe hens are back in Gooseville now; \nThey starved and beat the geese. \nThey prayed for peace — but organized \nThe Henville ARMED POLICE!\nThey drained the Gooseville swimming pond; \nAnd “De-goose-ified” the schools. \nThey wrung the neck of Gooseville’s Mayor \nOn lately made-up rules.\nThey formed a council of the hens— \n“UNITED BIRDS” the name. \nThe other birds who joined the thing \nDid not perceive the game.\nNo sooner had they set this up, \nThan they announced their plan \nTo seize up Swanville as a home \nFor all their hennish clan.\nThey took a vote amongst themselves, \nAnd every one approved! \n“Swanville was for hens!” they said, \n“Way back, before we moved!”\nAnd so they kicked the swans all out \nWith Duckville’s help and power \nAnd Duckville could not understand \nWhy swans on them turned sour.\nBy this time, Duckville was a mess — \nThe young ducks had gone mad. \nThey stole and laughed at truth and law; \nThey’d gone completely bad.\nThe hens were selling loco weed \nIn every nasty den. \nBut ducks who dared to mention this \nWere labelled “ANTI-HEN.”\nThe hens all preached of “Tolerance”; \nThey invoked the “Golden Rule.” \nBut they subsidised the indigent, \nThe greedy and the fool.\nAt last the very dumbest ducks \nBegan to smell a rat. \n“This Mayor is no good!” they cried, \n“And we will soon fix that!”\nBut the hens had planned for even this \n— A candidate they had, \nWhom even wise old ducks believed \nJust never could be bad.\nThis hen-tool duck had whipped the geese; \nA soldier duck was he. \nAlthough the hens had set him up, \nThe ducks all thought him free.\nThis hen-tool got elected \nThrough ignorance and greed, \nThrough hennish lies in press and speech, \nAnd bribes of “chicken feed.”\nThe hens now kicked the ducks around \nWithout a blush of shame, \nUntil the Mayor ran the town \nIn nothing else but name.\nThey pumped the swimming pond all dry; \nThey taught the ducks to crow. \nWhile duckish numbers dwindled, \nThe hens began to grow.\nThe hens stirred up the happy crows \nFrom out the piney wood \nTo fight and mix and marry ducks \nIn the name of “Brotherhood.”\n\n ![fable38s.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRLaJrGgAXQq54cY9BCPNA3gJuFVfgRYwYwVhnvXKMNJ7/fable38s.jpg)\n   \tThings got so bad that fifty ducks \nWho knew of days gone by, \nTook up their wives and children \nAnd decided that they’d fly.\tThey flew through storm and tempest; \nThey froze, and many died. \nBut on they drove, until at last, \nA lovely lake they spied.\n\n\nThey settled down exhausted, \nBut soon went straight to work \nTo build and clear and cultivate — \nNo danger did they shirk.\nNow after many years of toil, \nThis little band had grown. \nThe fields around were full of grain \nFrom seeds that they had sown.\nThe first ducks now were long since dead; \nTheir struggles long had ceased. \nThrough hard work and through suffering, \nTheir joys had been increased.\nOne day down near the entrance gate \nThere was an awful din. \nA hundred hens, all out of breath, \nWere begging to come in.\n“Oh, let us in!” these poor birds cried, \n“Before we do expire! \n’Tis only by the merest INCH...”\nThis epic has no end because \nNo matter how you fight ’em, \nThose HENS will show up EVERY TIME \n— And so ad infinitum!",
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