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@remirhapsody

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Cut me and I bleed content

steemit.com/@remirhapsody
VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS32.76%
Net Worth
0.003USD
STEEM
0.001STEEM
SBD
0.005SBD
Effective Power
3.361SP
├── Own SP
0.000SP
└── Incoming Deleg
+3.361SP

Detailed Balance

STEEM
balance
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market_balance
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savings_balance
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reward_steem_balance
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STEEM POWER
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Delegated Out
0.000SP
Delegation In
3.361SP
Effective Power
3.361SP
Reward SP (pending)
0.018SP
SBD
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sbd_conversions
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Account Info

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next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
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last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
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last_account_update2022-01-28T19:06:36
minedNo
sbd_seconds0
sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
savings_sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
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From Date
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steemdelegated 3.361 SP to @remirhapsody
2026/01/23 22:16:09
delegatorsteem
delegateeremirhapsody
vesting shares5472.996220 VESTS
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steemdelegated 3.462 SP to @remirhapsody
2024/12/17 17:26:48
delegatorsteem
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vesting shares5637.215417 VESTS
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steemdelegated 3.566 SP to @remirhapsody
2023/11/14 09:08:09
delegatorsteem
delegateeremirhapsody
vesting shares5806.348949 VESTS
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steemdelegated 5.369 SP to @remirhapsody
2023/09/22 09:36:57
delegatorsteem
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steemdelegated 5.481 SP to @remirhapsody
2022/12/29 03:23:09
delegatorsteem
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steemdelegated 5.591 SP to @remirhapsody
2022/05/02 18:25:15
delegatorsteem
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steemdelegated 16.794 SP to @remirhapsody
2022/04/16 22:57:12
delegatorsteem
delegateeremirhapsody
vesting shares27347.121531 VESTS
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2022/02/04 18:51:45
authorremirhapsody
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2022/02/01 21:49:12
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2022/02/01 21:49:03
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2022/02/01 21:48:54
voterfrijochie
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2022/02/01 12:52:18
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2022/02/01 12:52:12
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2022/02/01 12:52:06
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2022/02/01 05:34:00
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titleWhat Is Sub-broker And Benefits Of Being A Sub-broker?
bodyThe emergence and rapid development of the stock market has created a vast amount of opportunities in the industry for investors to make money. Additionally, the market has grown to progress and develop an industry facilitating this demand, which has resulted in a vast variety of services being offered in the investment industry. From Stock exchanges to brokers, technological advancements have enabled certain processes to be completely digitized. For example, there exist a plethora of discount brokers online that are essentially apps that enable you to trade in the stock market through them, with little to no human intervention. Before this, however, brokers required a means to contact and acquire customers, and thus the role of a sub broker was created. This article will break down the concept of sub brokers alongside an in-depth explanation of what is sub broker, sub broker franchise, how one can become a sub broker and its various benefits. What Is a Sub Broker? You have probably heard of a broker, but are probably unaware as to what is a sub-broker. A sub broker carries out the same function a broker carries out, being the middleman between two parties. However, while a stock broker is the middle man between an investor and the stock exchange, a sub broker is the middle man for the stock broker and the investor. Meaning, the job of a sub broker is to mediate between the broker and client. Since in most cases a sub broker works for a stock broker, their job includes bringing clients to the brokerage firm. Additionally, the sub broker assists clients with investing and dealing with securities. In return, you as a sub broker receive a certain cut from the transaction. The more you transact, the more you possibly earn. Difference Between Sub Broker and Stock Broker When one asks, ‘what is a stock broker’, perhaps one of the best ways to understand is to compare a broker and sub broker. As mentioned earlier, a sub broker works for or under a broker. However, there are a number of other key factors that differentiate the two. One of the biggest is that while brokers are listed as trading members of the stock exchange, sub brokers are not. This does not mean that sub brokers do not have any certification from the stock exchange however, as they require a Certification of Registration from SEBI in order to conduct their business. Another key difference between a broker and a sub broker is that while brokers are paid in brokerage fees, sub brokers are paid in commission. As per law, only brokers who are registered as trading members of the stock exchange are allowed to charge brokerage fees, sub brokers are not. In other words, the broker makes a brokerage fee on every transaction his or her client makes. Of the brokerage fee, the sub broker gets a percentage, which is his commission. Benefits of Being a Sub Broker ![Benefits-of-Being-A-Sub-broker.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbMHHtAD2Fadz5oPYxzqRJMpKzmugREJVXpCUd6hKV1UW/Benefits-of-Being-A-Sub-broker.png) 1.One of the biggest benefits of being a sub broker or being part of a sub broker franchise is the knowledge you gain. Working under a broker provides sub brokers with key information about the stock market that they can use to further their market knowledge and personal trades. While they cannot function as brokers, they can still trade privately with any broker with their own funds. This self-sufficient cycle not only enables sub brokers to cater to their clients better, but also lets them fuel their investments as well. 2.Another benefit of being a sub broker is that the brokerage firm you work with might also enable you to provide customers with services beyond just investment tips and strategy. For example, some brokers allow their sub broker franchisees to offer clients mutual fund distribution and loan options as well. 3.A third benefit is that as a sub broker, you do not require a high investment amount, as your franchiser takes care of a majority of the expenses. Sub brokers only require a small investment amount, say 10,000 rupees or above in order to begin their quest as a sub broker. Conclusion The role of a sub broker is the result of an increase in demand for brokers as people generate excess amounts of funds and income that they wish to invest. While being a broker requires extensive permissions and certifications, being a sub broker allows you to carry out similar functions, short of being listed as a trading member of the stock market. You can consider partnering with reputed organizations like IIFL securities to smooth your process for the same and make use of their existing expertise.
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bodyWhat are BSE and NSE? BSE is short for the ‘Bombay Stock Exchange’. Founded in 1875, BSE is the first and one of the largest securities markets based out of Bombay in India. NSE is short for the ‘National Stock Exchange’. Founded much later than BSE in 1972, and offers a country-wide stock market similar to BSE. While BSE is older, NSE is larger with a greater number of daily trades occurring on it and a higher turnover rate. What are Sensex and Nifty? While BSE and NSE are stock markets, both Sensex and Nifty are stock market indices. A stock market index statistically summarises the movements of the market in real-time. A stock market index is created by selecting similar kinds of stock from a market or exchange and grouping them together. Sensex, which stands for ‘Stock Exchange Sensitive Index’, is the stock market index for the Bombay Stock Exchange. It calculates the movement on BSE. Nifty stands for ‘National Stock Exchange Fifty’ and is the index for the National Stock Exchange. Types of Stock Market Indices: There are a variety of stock market indices in India. These are the notable ones you might have heard of before: Benchmark Index: The principal metric of viewing market movements as it indicates the performance of the whole market. It is a comparative statistical measure meaning it displays the amount earned by the average fund on the market versus the amount it should have earned. eg: BSE Sensex, NSE Nifty (Nifty 50). Broad Market Index: They are benchmark indices, but tend to corroborate more stocks into the index. eg: BSE 100. BSE Sensex aggregates the movements of 30 biggest financially sound Indian companies listed on BSE. BSE 100 does the same for the top 100 biggest companies. Market Capitalization Index: An index where companies’ components are measured with respect to the total market value (capitalization) of their outstanding shares. eg: BSE Smallcap, BSE Midcap Sectoral or Industry-based Index: Giving benchmarks and summaries of the performance of stocks in certain industries like healthcare, energy, industrial goods, technology, etc. CNX IT, Nifty FMCG Index. Significance of a Stock Market Index Stock market indices like BSE and Sensex serve to succinctly depict the condition of the market. They help investors discover patterns in the market. The following reasons are why the stock market index is necessary for investors: Helps You Pick The Right Stocks: Within a single share market, there are thousands of companies listed. It seems intimidating and tedious to discover, among this large number, which is the right stock to invest in. Without a benchmark index, it is difficult to differentiate between two stocks, and sorting them is near impossible. A stock market index combats this problem by serving to differentiate between stocks. It classifies the shares of companies based on industry type, size, financial impact, and so on. Convenient Metric for Beginners: Equity investing can be high risk especially for beginners who are ill-informed. While learning about the stock market through courses, or with the help of an expert is recommended, it might prove impractical for some people as it is a time-consuming process. At times like this, the stock market index like BSE Sensex and NSE Nifty bridges the knowledge gap between beginners and experienced investors with a simple depiction of trends in the market. Reflects Sentiments of Investors: Another major reason stock market indices are invaluable is because they summarise the daily sentiments of investors trading on them. For example, during times of political upheaval, certain stocks start underperforming which suggests that investors are uncertain or nervous about new reforms, mandates and the like. Understanding the underlying sentiments shows investors whether a trend is short-term or set to last. Passive Investment: Passive investment is when an investor will replicate the stocks in a high-performing index by investing in a similar portfolio of securities. It is called passive investing because it is quicker, requires less research, and multiple stocks in a portfolio are bought in a single click. The replica portfolio’s returns should resemble the returns shown by the index. For instance, suppose your portfolio resembles that of NSE Nifty. When NSE Nifty earns 7% returns, you will likely get 7% in returns from your portfolio as well. Conclusion Sensex and Nifty are essential to buy and sell stocks on BSE and NSE respectively while using your trading account. There are a variety of indices that summarise stock performance based on sector, company size, and other features. Indices help to pick stocks faster, discover the underlying sentiments of investors, and aid in convenient passive investing. Another important step to take before you begin your trading journey is to open trading account. For those who are unaware of the meaning of a trading account, an online trading account allows one to access BSE and NSE to buy or sell stocks using the stock market indices like Sensex and Nifty as their guide. Once you’ve opened your trading account, you can trade with relative ease and flexibility. Happy trading!
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      "body": "What are BSE and NSE?\n                             BSE is short for the ‘Bombay Stock Exchange’. Founded in 1875, BSE is the first and one of the largest securities markets based out of Bombay in India. NSE is short for the ‘National Stock Exchange’. Founded much later than BSE in 1972, and offers a country-wide stock market similar to BSE. While BSE is older, NSE is larger with a greater number of daily trades occurring on it and a higher turnover rate.\n\nWhat are Sensex and Nifty?\n                            While BSE and NSE are stock markets, both Sensex and Nifty are stock market indices. A stock market index statistically summarises the movements of the market in real-time. A stock market index is created by selecting similar kinds of stock from a market or exchange and grouping them together. Sensex, which stands for ‘Stock Exchange Sensitive Index’, is the stock market index for the Bombay Stock Exchange. It calculates the movement on BSE. Nifty stands for ‘National Stock Exchange Fifty’ and is the index for the National Stock Exchange.\n\nTypes of Stock Market Indices:\n                       There are a variety of stock market indices in India. These are the notable ones you might have heard of before:\n\nBenchmark Index:\nThe principal metric of viewing market movements as it indicates the performance of the whole market. It is a comparative statistical measure meaning it displays the amount earned by the average fund on the market versus the amount it should have earned. eg: BSE Sensex, NSE Nifty (Nifty 50).\n\nBroad Market Index:\n                          They are benchmark indices, but tend to corroborate more stocks into the index. eg: BSE 100. BSE Sensex aggregates the movements of 30 biggest financially sound Indian companies listed on BSE. BSE 100 does the same for the top 100 biggest companies.\nMarket Capitalization Index:\nAn index where companies’ components are measured with respect to the total market value (capitalization) of their outstanding shares. eg: BSE Smallcap, BSE Midcap\nSectoral or Industry-based Index:\nGiving benchmarks and summaries of the performance of stocks in certain industries like healthcare, energy, industrial goods, technology, etc. CNX IT, Nifty FMCG Index.\nSignificance of a Stock Market Index\nStock market indices like BSE and Sensex serve to succinctly depict the condition of the market. They help investors discover patterns in the market. The following reasons are why the stock market index is necessary for investors:\n\nHelps You Pick The Right Stocks:\n                                  Within a single share market, there are thousands of companies listed. It seems intimidating and tedious to discover, among this large number, which is the right stock to invest in. Without a benchmark index, it is difficult to differentiate between two stocks, and sorting them is near impossible. A stock market index combats this problem by serving to differentiate between stocks. It classifies the shares of companies based on industry type, size, financial impact, and so on.\nConvenient Metric for Beginners:\nEquity investing can be high risk especially for beginners who are ill-informed. While learning about the stock market through courses, or with the help of an expert is recommended, it might prove impractical for some people as it is a time-consuming process. At times like this, the stock market index like BSE Sensex and NSE Nifty bridges the knowledge gap between beginners and experienced investors with a simple depiction of trends in the market.\nReflects Sentiments of Investors:\nAnother major reason stock market indices are invaluable is because they summarise the daily sentiments of investors trading on them. For example, during times of political upheaval, certain stocks start underperforming which suggests that investors are uncertain or nervous about new reforms, mandates and the like. Understanding the underlying sentiments shows investors whether a trend is short-term or set to last.\nPassive Investment:\nPassive investment is when an investor will replicate the stocks in a high-performing index by investing in a similar portfolio of securities. It is called passive investing because it is quicker, requires less research, and multiple stocks in a portfolio are bought in a single click. The replica portfolio’s returns should resemble the returns shown by the index. For instance, suppose your portfolio resembles that of NSE Nifty. When NSE Nifty earns 7% returns, you will likely get 7% in returns from your portfolio as well.\n\nConclusion\n                Sensex and Nifty are essential to buy and sell stocks on BSE and NSE respectively while using your trading account. There are a variety of indices that summarise stock performance based on sector, company size, and other features. Indices help to pick stocks faster, discover the underlying sentiments of investors, and aid in convenient passive investing.\n\nAnother important step to take before you begin your trading journey is to open trading account. For those who are unaware of the meaning of a trading account, an online trading account allows one to access BSE and NSE to buy or sell stocks using the stock market indices like Sensex and Nifty as their guide. Once you’ve opened your trading account, you can trade with relative ease and flexibility. Happy trading!",
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bodyWhat is bitcoin and how does it work? Bitcoin is a digital currency which operates free of any central control or the oversight of banks or governments. Instead it relies on peer-to-peer software and cryptography. A public ledger records all bitcoin transactions and copies are held on servers around the world. Anyone with a spare computer can set up one of these servers, known as a node. Consensus on who owns which coins is reached cryptographically across these nodes rather than relying on a central source of trust like a bank. Every transaction is publicly broadcast to the network and shared from node to node. Every ten minutes or so these transactions are collected together by miners into a group called a block and added permanently to the blockchain. This is the definitive account book of bitcoin. In much the same way you would keep traditional coins in a physical wallet, virtual currencies are held in digital wallets and can be accessed from client software or a range of online and hardware tools.Bitcoins can currently be subdivided by seven decimal places: a thousandth of a bitcoin is known as a milli and a hundred millionth of a bitcoin is known as a satoshi.In truth there is no such thing as a bitcoin or a wallet, just agreement among the network about ownership of a coin. A private key is used to prove ownership of funds to the network when making a transaction. A person could simply memorise their private key and need nothing else to retrieve or spend their virtual cash, a concept which is known as a “brain wallet”. Can bitcoin be converted to cash? Bitcoin can be exchanged for cash just like any asset. There are numerous cryptocurrency exchanges online where people can do this but transactions can also be carried out in person or over any communications platform, allowing even small businesses to accept bitcoin. There is no official mechanism built into bitcoin to convert to another currency. What is the purpose of bitcoin? Bitcoin was created as a way for people to send money over the internet. The digital currency was intended to provide an alternative payment system that would operate free of central control but otherwise be used just like traditional currencies. Are bitcoins safe? The cryptography behind bitcoin is based on the SHA-256 algorithm designed by the US National Security Agency. Cracking this is, for all intents and purposes, impossible as there are more possible private keys that would have to be tested (2256) than there are atoms in the universe (estimated to be somewhere between 1078 to 1082). There have been several high profile cases of bitcoin exchanges being hacked and funds being stolen, but these services invariably stored the digital currency on behalf of customers. What was hacked in these cases was the website and not the bitcoin network. In theory if an attacker could control more than half of all the bitcoin nodes in existence then they could create a consensus that they owned all bitcoin, and embed that into the blockchain. But as the number of nodes grows this becomes less practical. A realistic problem is that bitcoin operates without any central authority. Because of this, anyone making an error with a transaction on their wallet has no recourse. If you accidentally send bitcoins to the wrong person or lose your password there is nobody to turn to. What is bitcoin mining? Mining is the process that maintains the bitcoin network and also how new coins are brought into existence. All transactions are publicly broadcast on the network and miners bundle large collections of transactions together into blocks by completing a cryptographic calculation that’s extremely hard to generate but very easy to verify. The first miner to solve the next block broadcasts it to the network and if proven correct is added to the blockchain. That miner is then rewarded with an amount of newly created bitcoin. Inherent in the bitcoin software is a hard limit of 21 million coins. There will never be more than that in existence. The total number of coins will be in circulation by 2140. Roughly every four years the software makes it twice as hard to mine bitcoin by reducing the size of the rewards. Who invented bitcoin? In 2008 the domain name .org was bought and an academic white paper titled Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System was uploaded. It set out the theory and design of a system for a digital currency free of control from any organisation or government. The author, going by the name Satoshi Nakamoto, wrote: “The root problem with conventional currencies is all the trust that’s required to make it work. The central bank must be trusted not to debase the currency, but the history of fiat currencies is full of breaches of that trust.” The following year the software described in the paper was finished and released publicly, launching the bitcoin network on 9 January 2009. What are the problems with bitcoin? There have been several criticisms of bitcoin, including that the mining system is enormously energy hungry. The University of Cambridge has an online calculator that tracks energy consumption and at the beginning of 2021 it was estimated to use over 100 terawatt hours annually. For perspective, in 2016 the United Kingdom used 304 terawatt hours in total. The cryptocurrency has also been linked to criminality, with critics pointing out to it being a perfect way to make black market transactions. In reality, cash has provided this function for centuries, and the public ledger of bitcoin may actually be a tool for law enforcement.
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2022/01/30 16:42:27
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body->You guys take bath with one bucket of water? ->You guys stitch up your torn clothes instead of buying a new one? ->You guys use polythene bags to store more polythene bags? -> You guys slapped the shit out of your TV remote? That's not so weird. This is where you realize the middle class melodies exists and you are the protagonist. Basically middle class fam have their own starter pack including with a strict dad with an clean shaved buttered face, who works in government sector or doing any kind of business and nextly an innocent mom with an devoted mind. Mostly the Moms from middle class are either teachers or home maker. Lastly we neither have a annoying brother or way too annoying sister, who landed in this freaking earth and introduced 50:50 sharing policy from all your things. That's why the brazzers community concentrate on step relation. Say joooooke!!!! So basically, Indian parents are way too typical to understand things. Once they had a child,their only motto is to feed their baby with education and not with food.So,that when you grow and get a lean body,looking like a skeleton risen from grave and your parents can again blame you for not being healthy and promoting society to body shame you. But you know what?...Indian parents, especially middle class mister and mistress, they give good education to their children, till graduating high school. But once you are graduated from your high school, your parents need you to take engineering as like as your neighbour's son or daughter does. So after wasting like 4 years in a prison and the only crime you committed before your existence is, your jizz chosen a wrong way for the party. After you spent 4 years in this Humanalised zoo and running to hold a degree in slow-Mo but you remember the fuckin backlogs you have, which grabbing your neck as like vedhalam choking vikramadhityan. So you hit your high school and studied Bio-Maths, which is an freaking combination of poison and sleeping dose and after graduating from high school you've been confined 4 years of imprisonment to study engineering but atlast the parents wants their son or daughter to get a job in Government sector. That's way too fucking annoooooying!!! Why the fuck should an ordinary man should spend his whole life being studying of the things, which is 0.0000000001% unrelatable to the job he end-up with, that sounds shit. If you are a women, they get you married soon once you are graduated. All the things that the women learnt from her schools and college will be washed by Vim bar soap in the kitchen by herself. If you are a men incase, the profile that the bride asks will be high but the bride is 3 feet tall. After being roughly chokeslammed and smacked by the society several times. Atlast all he have is his own personality and that too fades and runaway like sonic hedgehog.Your own hair on your head, which you took care by pampering it with High class zero sulphate shampoo for the past 22 years will starts saying good bye to you one by one. Ps: Atleast a bearded men can manage hair loss but just imagine the situation of patchy bearded guys and the guys with zero beard. Atlast some random women in matrimony rejects you for not having hair in you head. But you are the only person to know that you are the Nethaji subash chandra bose fighting the battle for past 22 years but she'll reject you like your job is some fuckin ahimsa having buttermilk and chilling in the battle field. So that's how an normal Average men kickstarts their life in "HAMARAA DESH". Take care now, Bye bye then...
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2022/01/29 17:25:51
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bodyYou guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays? Let me give you a quick example. The marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it. But the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package. But more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop. The only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize. All we look is for Eatable moments. But, i can point you out several Hateable moments in the weddings. 1.TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHEEKS No matter if you are a grown men or women,just take care of your cheeks when you attend a family ceremonies. Because from nowhere, a tun-tun aunty come running towards you and starts to squeeze your cheeks. These aunties are blessed with a DTS sound vocal cord with woofers and stuffs. So that we can hear their voices even from the next lane. If embarrassing is an art then these aunties were picasso of it. They forget you are a grown one with a good masculine and starts remembering the day you were naked around the streets as a kid. But this is the second embarrased moment in all of our life. Im proud to dedicate the first place to all of the indian moms. They usually attends your phone call, when you're in the bathroom and tells the person that, you have been "POOPING". Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath. So if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done. Ps:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace. 2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live. Some people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings. They can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm. The Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. Even your parents ain't give a tag to support. 3.SALT 'N' PEPPER So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet. So there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. But the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of different serving peoples shouting like "GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something. 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS Family functions is the place to improvise your candid. So wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures. But these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does. But i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house. You will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily. Its a south indian myth. People loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice. Even some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying. Such a cruel world. Coming back to the topic... 5.MONEY AS A GIFT Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. Such a loud local drum noises it makes. We may think them as a help desk but they ain't. They are the money collectors for the wedding. Their job is to collect the money and put an entry in the notebook. As i told before, the guys you're putting in this desk should be rough enough to take care of the money and math enough to count and calculate the money. But i used to miss those bouncers now. Coz its a smart wedding happening for real these days. Just you can swipe cards or transact your money through online instead of ready cash. But if there is a season of wedding, the only person to get happy enough is the every wholesalers and retailers of wallclocks. Even the weddings are getting smart enough now but the only thing which can't be replaced is gifting wallclocks to the couples like intimating the groom that his bad time is kickstarting right now. If in case the wallclock is out of stock, then there is a tiny hand calling us in the gift shop and will be like "BUY ME, YOU RETARD. I WILL BE USEFUL FOR THE COUPLES!!", that is nothing but the Cup and Saucer. But more than this we used to see peoples gifiting the couples with their photographs imprinted in the clocks and coffee mugs and sometime even in a pillow. It is like remembering them their ugly faces, wherever they get in their house. Just think, if the couple is divorced and the men is having the pillow imprinted the face of his divorced wife and he can't even through that shit, coz it gives comfy feel when he takes a nap in it. Gifting the photographs of couples in the wedding is like telling them to watch their worst decision they both made in their entire life. So this is remirhapsody fullstopping. Take care now bye bye then....
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Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath.\nSo if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done.\nPs:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace.\n\n2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS\n                 In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live.\nSome people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings.\nThey can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm.\n\nThe Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. 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They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house.\nYou will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily.\nIts a south indian myth.\nPeople loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice.\nEven some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying.\n\nSuch a cruel world.\nComing back to the topic...\n\n5.MONEY AS A GIFT\n                Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. 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bodyYou guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays? Let me give you a quick example. The marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it. But the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package. But more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop. The only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize. All we look is for Eatable moments. But, i can point you out several Hateable moments in the weddings. 1.TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHEEKS No matter if you are a grown men or women,just take care of your cheeks when you attend a family ceremonies. Because from nowhere, a tun-tun aunty come running towards you and starts to squeeze your cheeks. These aunties are blessed with a DTS sound vocal cord with woofers and stuffs. So that we can hear their voices even from the next lane. If embarrassing is an art then these aunties were picasso of it. They forget you are a grown one with a good masculine and starts remembering the day you were naked around the streets as a kid. But this is the second embarrased moment in all of our life. Im proud to dedicate the first place to all of the indian moms. They usually attends your phone call, when you're in the bathroom and tells the person that, you have been "POOPING". Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath. So if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done. Ps:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace. 2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live. Some people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings. They can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm. The Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. Even your parents ain't give a tag to support. 3.SALT 'N' PEPPER So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet. So there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. But the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of different serving peoples shouting like "GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something. 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS Family functions is the place to improvise your candid. So wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures. But these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does. But i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house. You will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily. Its a south indian myth. People loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice. Even some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying. Such a cruel world. Coming back to the topic... 5.MONEY AS A GIFT Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. Such a loud local drum noises it makes. We may think them as a help desk but they ain't. They are the money collectors for the wedding. Their job is to collect the money and put an entry in the notebook. As i told before, the guys you're putting in this desk should be rough enough to take care of the money and math enough to count and calculate the money. But i used to miss those bouncers now. Coz its a smart wedding happening for real these days. Just you can swipe cards or transact your money through online instead of ready cash. But if there is a season of wedding, the only person to get happy enough is the every wholesalers and retailers of wallclocks. Even the weddings are getting smart enough now but the only thing which can't be replaced is gifting wallclocks to the couples like intimating the groom that his bad time is kickstarting right now. If in case the wallclock is out of stock, then there is a tiny hand calling us in the gift shop and will be like "BUY ME, YOU RETARD. I WILL BE USEFUL FOR THE COUPLES!!", that is nothing but the Cup and Saucer. But more than this we used to see peoples gifiting the couples with their photographs imprinted in the clocks and coffee mugs and sometime even in a pillow. It is like remembering them their ugly faces, wherever they get in their house. Just think, if the couple is divorced and the men is having the pillow imprinted the face of his divorced wife and he can't even through that shit, coz it gives comfy feel when he takes a nap in it. Gifting the photographs of couples in the wedding is like telling them to watch their worst decision they both made in their entire life. So this is remirhapsody fullstopping. Take care now bye bye then....
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Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath.\nSo if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done.\nPs:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace.\n\n2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS\n                 In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live.\nSome people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings.\nThey can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm.\n\nThe Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. 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But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something.\n\n 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS\n           Family functions is the place to improvise your candid.\nSo wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. \n               I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures.\nBut these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does.\n\nBut i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house.\nYou will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily.\nIts a south indian myth.\nPeople loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice.\nEven some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying.\n\nSuch a cruel world.\nComing back to the topic...\n\n5.MONEY AS A GIFT\n                Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. 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bodyYou guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays? Let me give you a quick example. The marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it. But the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package. But more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop. The only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize. All we look is for Eatable moments. But, i can point you out several Hateable moments in the weddings. 1.TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHEEKS No matter if you are a grown men or women,just take care of your cheeks when you attend a family ceremonies. Because from nowhere, a tun-tun aunty come running towards you and starts to squeeze your cheeks. These aunties are blessed with a DTS sound vocal cord with woofers and stuffs. So that we can hear their voices even from the next lane. If embarrassing is an art then these aunties were picasso of it. They forget you are a grown one with a good masculine and starts remembering the day you were naked around the streets as a kid. But this is the second embarrased moment in all of our life. Im proud to dedicate the first place to all of the indian moms. They usually attends your phone call, when you're in the bathroom and tells the person that, you have been "POOPING". Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath. So if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done. Ps:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace. 2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live. Some people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings. They can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm. The Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. Even your parents ain't give a tag to support. 3.SALT 'N' PEPPER So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet. So there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. But the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of different serving peoples shouting like "GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something. 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS Family functions is the place to improvise your candid. So wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures. But these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does. But i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house. You will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily. Its a south indian myth. People loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice. Even some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying. Such a cruel world. Coming back to the topic... 5.MONEY AS A GIFT Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. Such a loud local drum noises it makes. We may think them as a help desk but they ain't. They are the money collectors for the wedding. Their job is to collect the money and put an entry in the notebook. As i told before, the guys you're putting in this desk should be rough enough to take care of the money and math enough to count and calculate the money. But i used to miss those bouncers now. Coz its a smart wedding happening for real these days. Just you can swipe cards or transact your money through online instead of ready cash. But if there is a season of wedding, the only person to get happy enough is the every wholesalers and retailers of wallclocks. Even the weddings are getting smart enough now but the only thing which can't be replaced is gifting wallclocks to the couples like intimating the groom that his bad time is kickstarting right now. If in case the wallclock is out of stock, then there is a tiny hand calling us in the gift shop and will be like "BUY ME, YOU RETARD. I WILL BE USEFUL FOR THE COUPLES!!", that is nothing but the Cup and Saucer. But more than this we used to see peoples gifiting the couples with their photographs imprinted in the clocks and coffee mugs and sometime even in a pillow. It is like remembering them their ugly faces, wherever they get in their house. Just think, if the couple is divorced and the men is having the pillow imprinted the face of his divorced wife and he can't even through that shit, coz it gives comfy feel when he takes a nap in it. Gifting the photographs of couples in the wedding is like telling them to watch their worst decision they both made in their entire life. So this is remirhapsody fullstopping. Take care now bye bye then....
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      "body": "You guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays?\n\nLet me give you a quick example.\nThe  marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it.\nBut the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package.\n\nBut more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've  took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop.\nThe only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize.\nAll we look is for Eatable moments. 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Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath.\nSo if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done.\nPs:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace.\n\n2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS\n                 In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live.\nSome people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings.\nThey can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm.\n\n\nThe Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. Even your parents ain't give a tag to support.\n\n3.SALT 'N' PEPPER\n          So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet.\nSo there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. \nBut the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of  different serving peoples shouting like \"GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!\", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something.\n\n 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS\n           Family functions is the place to improvise your candid.\nSo wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. \n\n            I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures.\nBut these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does.\n\nBut i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house.\nYou will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily.\nIts a south indian myth.\nPeople loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice.\nEven some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying.\n\nSuch a cruel world.\nComing back to the topic...\n\n5.MONEY AS A GIFT\n                Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. 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bodyYou guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays? Let me give you a quick example. The marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it. But the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package. But more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop. The only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize. All we look is for Eatable moments. But, i can point you out several Hateable moments in the weddings. 1.TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHEEKS No matter if you are a grown men or women,just take care of your cheeks when you attend a family ceremonies. Because from nowhere, a tun-tun aunty come running towards you and starts to squeeze your cheeks. These aunties are blessed with a DTS sound vocal cord with woofers and stuffs. So that we can hear their voices even from the next lane. If embarrassing is an art then these aunties were picasso of it. They forget you are a grown one with a good masculine and starts remembering the day you were naked around the streets as a kid. But this is the second embarrased moment in all of our life. Im proud to dedicate the first place to all of the indian moms. They usually attends your phone call, when you're in the bathroom and tells the person that, you have been "POOPING". Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath. 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Even your parents ain't give a tag to support. 3.SALT 'N' PEPPER So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet. So there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. But the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of different serving peoples shouting like "GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something. 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS Family functions is the place to improvise your candid. So wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures. But these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does. But i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house. You will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily. Its a south indian myth. People loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice. Even some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying. Such a cruel world. Coming back to the topic... 5.MONEY AS A GIFT Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. Such a loud local drum noises it makes. We may think them as a help desk but they ain't. They are the money collectors for the wedding. Their job is to collect the money and put an entry in the notebook. As i told before, the guys you're putting in this desk should be rough enough to take care of the money and math enough to count and calculate the money. But i used to miss those bouncers now. Coz its a smart wedding happening for real these days. Just you can swipe cards or transact your money through online instead of ready cash. But if there is a season of wedding, the only person to get happy enough is the every wholesalers and retailers of wallclocks. Even the weddings are getting smart enough now but the only thing which can't be replaced is gifting wallclocks to the couples like intimating the groom that his bad time is kickstarting right now. If in case the wallclock is out of stock, then there is a tiny hand calling us in the gift shop and will be like "BUY ME, YOU RETARD. I WILL BE USEFUL FOR THE COUPLES!!", that is nothing but the Cup and Saucer. 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      "title": "5 THINGS THAT EVERYONE HATES ABOUT ATTENDING SOUTH INDIAN WEDDINGS",
      "body": "You guys know the difference between Pringles and Lays?\n\nLet me give you a quick example.\nThe  marriage ceremonies from the decade of 2000's till twenty tens are like pringles, in which the potato chips are fully packed and sealed in a cylindrical Cardboard with Zero space in it.\nBut the same ceremonies organized now-a-days are like Lays, in which you can see 1 potato slice, crushed into several pieces and floating in the cosmic space of air inside the baby pillow sized package.\n\nBut more than that, attending these kind of ceremonies these days in live, is the annoying part. It is like Eating world's hottest Jolo chip and wiping your tears with the same hand you've  took the chip and again it makes you makes you cry in a time loop.\nThe only lovable thing to attend these ceremonies is for the buffet they organize.\nAll we look is for Eatable moments. But, i can point you out several Hateable moments in the weddings.\n\n1.TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHEEKS\n                    No matter if you are a grown men or women,just take care of your cheeks when you attend a family ceremonies. Because from nowhere, a tun-tun aunty come running towards you and starts to squeeze your cheeks.\nThese aunties are blessed with a DTS sound vocal cord with woofers and stuffs. So that we can hear their voices even from the next lane.\n\nIf embarrassing is an art then these aunties were picasso of it. They forget you are a grown one with a good masculine and starts remembering the day you were naked around the streets as a kid.\nBut this is the second embarrased moment in all of our life. Im proud to dedicate the first place to all of the indian moms. They usually attends your phone call, \nwhen you're in the bathroom and tells the person that, you have been \"POOPING\". Not even in a digestive manner like he was in the rest room or taking bath.\nSo if your collegaue from opposite sex calls you when you're in natures, you're fuckin done.\nPs:Who invented these words toilet and pooping, such a self-disgrace.\n\n2.HANDLING THE PROMOTERS\n                 In every ceremonies there will be some reasons for every individual to attend it in live.\nSome people attend the functions for the food they provide and some gives a formal visit for return. But some people attend functions and ceremonies, just for promoting. Yes, those uncles and aunties attend different family ceremonies to promote their son and daughter. Its like an free advertisment with some Headweight toppings.\nThey can't be satisifed without scratching your back. Firstly they talk about their kids in the abroad and nextly they endup scratching your career with sarcasm.\n\n\nThe Saddest part is, you are the only one to defend yourself at that moment from that shopping zone promoters. Even your parents ain't give a tag to support.\n\n3.SALT 'N' PEPPER\n          So here comes the most favourite and annoying segment, the Buffet.\nSo there is mainly 2 kinds of buffet will be provided, the one is self service where you can go and grab the food by yourself and there will be people to serve you at some particular places like Ice cream and beeda. \nBut the second kind of buffet is way too annoying. There will be some catering servants keeps on running and collapsing the buffet. But remember one thing, don't ask water for drinking to the person serving you at the buffet. You can only hear the loop of  different serving peoples shouting like \"GET SOME WATER, WATER, WATER!!\", ,but no one brings you for real until you finish your food. But mainly they refuse to give you some extra sweet and organize the buffet as some freakin prison catering or something.\n\n 4.WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS\n           Family functions is the place to improvise your candid.\nSo wherever you go inside the wedding hall now-a-days, you can see the camera from all sides watching you like FBI. They capture your moments from the doorstep, just to increase the time duration of wedding cassette, with your bloopers, But No one gives a shit. \n\n            I remember those days, before the existence of smart cameras and technologies, there will be a photographer with his assistant just covering the dias and snapping pictures.\nBut these days you can't find one. They have drone cameras to click pics and keep remembering us that they are swimming with a single leg in the technological pool and the main thing is the technological part charges double the cost than human does.\n\nBut i Hate the photographers in the wedding from then to now. They can't even let you eat peacefully with the manner you eat in your house.\nYou will be siipping water instead of eating, when a camera starts focusing you. But i give you a pro tip, which i followed for the decades. I cover up my face with pappad, which is the salty indian chip but gets a bad name among indian moms that, you will start to lose your hearing ability, when you take it daily.\nIts a south indian myth.\nPeople loves to have pappad with the rice but they forget to remember its sacrifice.\nEven some pappads sacrifice their own life when frying.\n\nSuch a cruel world.\nComing back to the topic...\n\n5.MONEY AS A GIFT\n                Those days we used to see two rough guys, looking like the Triple-h and shawn michaels teaming up in the Degenration-X ,sitting in the chair with a table and a note book along with a big silver drum, which beats the beatles band, when a coin is tossed in it. Such a loud local drum noises it makes.\nWe may think them as a help desk but they ain't. They are the money collectors for the wedding. Their job is to collect the money and put an entry in the notebook.\nAs i told before, the guys you're putting in this desk should be rough enough to take care of the money and math enough to count and calculate the money.\nBut i used to miss those bouncers now.\nCoz its a smart wedding happening for real these days.\nJust you can swipe cards or transact your money through online instead of ready cash.\n\nBut if there is a season of wedding, the only person to get happy enough is the every wholesalers and retailers of wallclocks.\n\nEven the weddings are getting smart enough now but the only thing which can't be replaced is gifting wallclocks to the couples like intimating the groom that his bad time is kickstarting right now.\nIf in case the wallclock is out of stock, then there is a tiny hand calling us in the gift shop and will be like \"BUY ME, YOU RETARD. I WILL BE USEFUL FOR THE COUPLES!!\", that is nothing but the Cup and Saucer.\nBut more than this we used to see peoples gifiting the couples with their photographs imprinted in the clocks and coffee mugs and sometime even in a pillow. It is like remembering them their ugly faces, wherever they get in their house.\nJust think, if the couple is divorced and the men is having the pillow imprinted the face of his divorced wife and he can't even through that shit,\ncoz it gives comfy feel when he takes a nap in it.\nGifting the photographs of couples in the wedding is like telling them to watch their worst decision they both made in their entire life.\nSo this is remirhapsody fullstopping.\nTake care now bye bye then....",
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