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VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS0.00%
Net Worth
0.007USD
STEEM
0.000STEEM
SBD
0.000SBD
Effective Power
5.001SP
├── Own SP
0.125SP
└── Incoming Deleg
+4.876SP

Detailed Balance

STEEM
balance
0.000STEEM
market_balance
0.000STEEM
savings_balance
0.000STEEM
reward_steem_balance
0.000STEEM
STEEM POWER
Own SP
0.125SP
Delegated Out
0.000SP
Delegation In
4.876SP
Effective Power
5.001SP
Reward SP (pending)
0.000SP
SBD
sbd_balance
0.000SBD
sbd_conversions
0.000SBD
sbd_market_balance
0.000SBD
savings_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
reward_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
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Account Info

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id780520
rank537,907
reputation10299455
created2018-03-01T21:15:09
recovery_accountsteem
proxyNone
post_count3
comment_count0
lifetime_vote_count0
witnesses_voted_for0
last_post2018-03-30T21:15:15
last_root_post2018-03-30T21:15:15
last_vote_time1970-01-01T00:00:00
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next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
withdrawn0
to_withdraw0
withdraw_routes0
savings_withdraw_requests0
last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
last_owner_update2018-09-05T23:01:54
last_account_update2018-09-05T23:01:54
minedNo
sbd_seconds0
sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
savings_sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
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Withdraw Routes

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From Date
To Date
steemdelegated 4.876 SP to @howmybrainworks
2026/05/18 01:13:36
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares7939.365196 VESTS
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steemdelegated 3.210 SP to @howmybrainworks
2026/05/12 07:47:24
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares5227.154791 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #105980441/Trx 7e1dd0084a165882efbaf91963a6058593fc6356
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steemdelegated 4.883 SP to @howmybrainworks
2026/04/26 00:32:48
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares7951.880952 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #105512232/Trx abde3056620c07bc5f199556183fbdb6c1911f41
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steemdelegated 3.236 SP to @howmybrainworks
2026/01/23 10:25:09
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares5268.701610 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #102854949/Trx 37bf5304ddeffe9f9b6b9c2f4d50a46f148df187
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steemdelegated 3.336 SP to @howmybrainworks
2024/12/17 05:42:42
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares5432.920807 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #91301319/Trx 6eb5736e01bb024ff36f0c752dfd78d729f07c22
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steemdelegated 3.440 SP to @howmybrainworks
2023/11/13 21:25:06
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares5602.054339 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #79855509/Trx 74263fc8c187c623c98e2954795dae1f7cd34aee
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steemdelegated 5.244 SP to @howmybrainworks
2023/09/21 22:58:48
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares8539.333125 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #78349205/Trx cace997b2311158260d8529de0017d6014e47eb7
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steemdelegated 5.380 SP to @howmybrainworks
2022/11/03 12:37:15
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares8761.014563 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #69114357/Trx 21ac7d07bd6e0e29868a02632041a8abc23d4eee
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steemdelegated 5.516 SP to @howmybrainworks
2022/01/17 11:48:39
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares8981.547794 VESTS
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steemdelegated 5.628 SP to @howmybrainworks
2021/06/14 01:41:30
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares9165.316452 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #54608772/Trx d7a8fa9dc9144633204db058c28efb47f78043dc
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steemdelegated 5.744 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/12/11 11:58:54
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares9352.738426 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49356189/Trx d8865146f7c31cb3e0425d2eb0ca36b822575b6a
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steemdelegated 1.174 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/12/06 05:36:00
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares1912.543513 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49207749/Trx d82a63617550fd8c93fc4e572f50005b6fb45a8f
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steemdelegated 5.747 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/12/05 15:36:54
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares9358.946280 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49191285/Trx 069fd3577341771e83f58a9e42755fb983fc7289
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steemdelegated 1.179 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/11/02 17:23:18
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares1920.017158 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #48259861/Trx 05027d9071a5db07b7dcf5cbf5b9b952f62bf43a
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steemdelegated 5.872 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/05/09 06:34:09
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares9561.751639 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #43218009/Trx ae33433e7ddc00172fe6548ee87d841ada2d1348
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steemdelegated 1.200 SP to @howmybrainworks
2020/05/08 10:18:12
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares1953.311140 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #43194258/Trx e66e4842b20732ce3cb13347cb354de03f30bfb5
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2020/03/01 21:59:27
parent authorhowmybrainworks
parent permlinkmy-bahama-cruise-a-comedy
authorsteemitboard
permlinksteemitboard-notify-howmybrainworks-20200301t215926000z
title
bodyCongratulations @howmybrainworks! You received a personal award! <table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@howmybrainworks/birthday2.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 2 years!</td></tr></table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@howmybrainworks) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=howmybrainworks)_</sub> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
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steemdelegated 5.937 SP to @howmybrainworks
2019/11/01 07:55:45
delegatorsteem
delegateehowmybrainworks
vesting shares9668.150722 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #37788297/Trx 3336063270f56a76d32cbff03a6c235ab858bc6e
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2019/03/01 21:50:09
parent authorhowmybrainworks
parent permlinkmy-bahama-cruise-a-comedy
authorsteemitboard
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body20229467_10211636374723752_9040303704220466066_oImagine if you will, a man lying on a tropical island. His body, reminiscent of a GOD, sweat glistening off his bare chest. The wind flowing through his luscious long hair. Do you have that image? Ok now we can get down to the story. The man I am talking about in the paragraph above is me. Yes, I was on a tropical island in the Bahamas brought there by a cruise ship. Yes, I have the body of a GOD, unfortunately the god happens to be Buddha. And yes the sweat was glistening off of my bare chest not to mention my arms, back and draining down the crack of my butt. God it was hot! And the luscious long hair… well it was fake. A baseball cap with long black curly hair stapled to the head band. My hair has disappeared decades ago. The story begins back in 2011 when my sister asked if I wanted to go on a cruise in June of 2012 to the Bahamas. I hadn’t really ever had any ambition to go on a cruise but I talked to my main squeeze along with my daughter. They both got really excited and basically coerced me into going. Actually the closer it got the more excited I got. I have never really been out of the states, so since I didn’t have to come up with all the money up front I went ahead and booked it and with my sister and everybody that went it wasn’t that expensive. Which ended up being good because I ended up losing my job in January of 2012 . Anyway as was customary at the time we get together with my sister and a bunch of friends for evenings of food and revelry along with copious amounts of tequila and discuss the cruise, what we were envisioning, and what we should bring with us and that is when the idea hit. Us guys all thought it would be funny to wear speedos when we got to the beach. Now mind you, most of us are in our early to mid 40’s. Some of have the proverbial dad bods other have a more generous proverbial dad bod (that would be me). Now mind you, all of us guys were supposed to wear speedos on our annual float trip too and yours truly was the only one the had the… guts to wear one. Now when I say speedo I am not talking about the brand and baggy board short type. I am talking the nut hugging put all your manhood out there on display kind of speedo. The kind Micheal Phelps wore in the Olympics type of speedo. As the trip grew closer the guys started getting a little uneasy about actually wearing one of those fabulous pieces of fabric and were backing out of that idea fast. Well not me! I looked and searched in my hometown for a speedo. I finally found them. HOLY GOD ! These damn things are expensive! At the time for a speedo brand swim trunk they wanted almost $65! Now normally I am a tight ass and don’t like spending money on something like this and this time was no different. The way I figured it I was only going to wear this thing one time and wasn’t going to spend that kind of money for something I would wear once. (After the cruise I found they do come in handy as undies when your in a pinch). Fast forward to the few days before the cruise. We had to meet the boat in Coco beach Florida and I have still to find one of these nut huggers (cheap) we searched all the swim shops in Coco beach and still nothing. We even went to the Ronjon shop there, they had the speedos but they were even more expensive because ya know you’re at the world famous Ronjon. Anyway we were down to the last day and I was starting to lose hope in finding something when we walked into one of the many beach shops and what did I spy??? SPEEDOS! Score! They had about five different colors, red, blue, green white, hurt your eyes pink and Canary yellow. Well I love the color blue so you know which one I chose, yep you guessed it canary yellow! Why did I choose yellow? I thought if I was gonna do it I was gonna be as “Fabulous” looking as I could. LOL! Of course I wanted to add to my outfit and since I am not really that out going I kind of wanted to disguise my true identity, remember I am on a cruise ship with about 3000 other people. Well my girl, my daughter and I searched for the right sun glasses, the right hat and the right bling which I decided against the bling because I wouldn’t wear something flashy and gaudy after this. My daughter ended up letting me use her mirrored cop sunglasses aka aviator shades. Now finding the right hat was harder to find, I tried on just about everything. My best girl was partial to the captains cap, however I wasn’t sold on it so I kept looking when I came across THE perfect ensemble to complete my look. It was a baseball cap with long black hair stapled to the band. By now the sales girl has come over because all three of us where just about on the floor with laughter. She asked if she could help or if something was wrong, and in between breaths of laughter we told her what we were doing. She loved the idea and was laughing at the thought of my fat body wearing this bright yellow banana hammock with the mirrored sun glasses, and the flowing black hair ball cap, she was just about on the floor with laughter by the time we left and wishing she could go to see the looks on people faces when they got a load of this fine specimen of a man. Fast forward… we landed in Nassau and had a fun time seeing how other people live and some of the culture and accidentally wandering into a seedy part of town. Once you see the police station surrounded by a ten foot wall with iron spikes on top you kinda think, maybe we shouldn’t be here, so we turned around and headed back. As we were walking we found this little pink and white building in the middle of a little park like area. Curious we walked over to it and went inside. Turns out it was an actual working library. If I had to guess the diameter to be maybe thirty feet across and it was two stories high. It was one the most awesomest (if that is a word) thing I have come across. Anyway, back to the boat we went and met up with everyone else we had come with. We left the port that night and headed to cruise lines own personal island. I have to say that I don’t think I have ever slept better than the nights we spent underway. The gentle rocking of the boat rocked me to sleep like a baby and kept me asleep. The next day we dropped anchor out in the bay of half moon cay. That was one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. Blue water, white sand beach, green palm trees and shrubbery and different colored flowers. Basically a deserted island. I think a few people stay there that work for the cruise line. Well the time came to hop onto their lil shuttles and motor over to the island. All three of us hit the beach intending on getting plenty of sun and having a great time. Now before leaving the boat i had put my fabulous canary yellow nut huger on and then put my regular swim trunks on over them. Oh, I forgot to mention that everyone in our group kept asking me since we left Florida if I had one of those damn speedos and if I did to stay away from them because they didn’t want to be embarrassed. WELL! Me embarrass them on purpose? I usually only did that with massive amounts of alcohol. LOL! Anyway we found a spot on the beach that had one of those beach tent things, put our stuff down and hit the water. It was amazing! It was like climbing into bath water, warm and inviting. We seen schools of fish, saw a flounder (I think) one of those flat fish that lay on the bottom of the ocean. We had been there probably two hours when my girl friend asked if I was going to get down to my speedo. I said yes in a little bit. I was actually trying to muster up the courage to do it. Last time I was in a speedo was on our annual float trip and I was pretty well pickled by the time I had dropped the speedo bomb on everyone embarrassing the guys immensely. Like I said in the beginning I don’t like to draw attention to myself when I’m sober. I’m a pretty quiet person and just want to fade into the crowd. Now here I am on a beach with what I am betting was at least two thirds of the boat on the beach I am guessing around 2000 people. I haven’t had one drop of liquor and had all the intention in the world to strut this gorgeous body on the beach. That was before I seen how many people were there and the lack of liquid courage in my body. Now my girl is really hounding me, “are you gonna do it?” “are you gonna do it?” continued.. We had gotten out of the water and was sitting under our umbrella tent thing getting out of the sun trying to cool off when my girl asking me for the umpteenth time if I was going to do it. We had been there for probably four hours by this time and I have been trying to gather my courage I finally said the hell with it. I stood up dropped my swim trunks and let the glory of that canary yellow speedo shine! I put on my ball cap with the long flowing black hair threw my mirrored sun glasses on grabbed my girl friends hand tightly and said, come on! Our little umbrella tent thing was at the back of the beach, ya know so we aren’t noticed. Well I held my head high and commenced to strutting my stuff down to the waters edge the whole time holding my girl friends hand so tight that I thought it come off. I walked down that beach in front of two thousand people like I was someone important, like I had purpose. At least that’s how I envisioned it in my mind, however I think looked more like a cocky redneck throwing my chest out and pushing my ass back looking out into the ocean to see if I can find the people I had come with. I probably embarrassed the hell out of my girlfriend though. Those shocked people must have thought they were encountering greatness when I flaunted this god like body down the beach in front everyone. You should have heard these people, OH MY GOD! LOOK! or LOOK LOOK! or just OH MY GOD! With comments like that I am thinking some of the ladies fainted and the men were jealous, however I didn’t pay any attention to these mere peasants I kept my eyes on the sea to find my people. Finally, I find my sister, sister in law and one of her friends that came with her. The look I got from my sister and my sister in laws friend was priceless. I come swimming/walking up to her and started asking her where the guys were. Of course she looked at me at first like who the hell is this freak then she heard my voice and she recognized me. I think that’s when they all noticed my speedo. My sister blushes, sister in law is doing the smiling and doing the Oh my god thing and her friend which later I find out was gay, had this horrified look on her face. By the way, I had never met this woman before this day. She turned out to be funny as hell once she realized what was going on and who I was. Now time to find the guys. I sauntered over to them and said “hey guys” of course they were taken back by my long flowing locks then they realized it was me. They hadn’t seen me in a couple of hours and being guys and knowing that I might have been lying to them about not having a speedo the first thing they do is look down to see if I have the speedo on. Much to their dismay and horror I was flaunting this skimpy piece of cloth around them LOL! God I love embarrassing these guys. After about an hour of being out in the water the time was getting nearer to have to go back to the boat so we all started heading to the beach. As the water kept getting lower the closer to the beach we got a comment was made from my girl friend or my sister can’t remember which now that they could see my butt crack as in it was very visible through the cloth. That’s when I had the horrific thought that if people can see my butt crack that clear what the hell does the front side look like. Now if I have to show this physique to adults ok but I don’t want to scare small children. Luckily someone had the forethought to make the front double thick. Whew!! Well since one of our friends couldn’t make the trip and here birthday coincided with our trip my sister wanted to take some pictures with me in them. She is always wanting a cabana boy. Cheri. LOL! Who was I to deny her something better than a cabana boy, when she could have pictures of a bronze god such as myself. (ok maybe not bronze, but a deep shade of pinkish red) Well it was time to go back to the ship which was just fine by me. I was tired and royally cooked. 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