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@feelapi

55

Software Developer

steemit.com/@feelapi
VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS26.02%
Net Worth
1.005USD
STEEM
12.428STEEM
SBD
0.000SBD
Own SP
6.161SP

Detailed Balance

STEEM
balance
12.428STEEM
market_balance
0.000STEEM
savings_balance
0.000STEEM
reward_steem_balance
0.000STEEM
STEEM POWER
Own SP
6.161SP
Delegated Out
0.000SP
Delegation In
0.000SP
Effective Power
6.161SP
Reward SP (pending)
0.000SP
SBD
sbd_balance
0.000SBD
sbd_conversions
0.000SBD
sbd_market_balance
0.000SBD
savings_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
reward_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
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  "reward_steem_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
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  "delegated_vesting_shares": "0.000000 VESTS",
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  "conversions": []
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Account Info

namefeelapi
id30345
rank200,277
reputation2302739245435
created2016-07-23T02:33:09
recovery_accountsteem
proxyNone
post_count390
comment_count0
lifetime_vote_count0
witnesses_voted_for1
last_post2018-01-09T02:00:06
last_root_post2018-01-09T02:00:06
last_vote_time2018-04-09T06:09:21
proxied_vsf_votes0, 0, 0, 0
can_vote1
voting_power9,800
delayed_votes0
balance12.428 STEEM
savings_balance0.000 STEEM
sbd_balance0.000 SBD
savings_sbd_balance0.000 SBD
vesting_shares10032.753333 VESTS
delegated_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
received_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
reward_vesting_balance0.000000 VESTS
vesting_balance0.000 STEEM
vesting_withdraw_rate0.000000 VESTS
next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
withdrawn24837731065
to_withdraw24837731065
withdraw_routes0
savings_withdraw_requests0
last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
last_owner_update1970-01-01T00:00:00
last_account_update2017-06-21T13:16:18
minedNo
sbd_seconds4,675,403,019
sbd_last_interest_payment2017-12-27T03:56:42
savings_sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
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  "last_post": "2018-01-09T02:00:06",
  "last_root_post": "2018-01-09T02:00:06",
  "last_vote_time": "2018-04-09T06:09:21",
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Withdraw Routes

IncomingOutgoing
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From Date
To Date
2022/11/04 23:15:06
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2017-12-17
voterldsn001
weight5000 (50.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #69155722/Trx 3d43fe4c30c7e37f5132858478a5147b78c58c2d
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2022/11/04 10:19:06
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2017-12-2
voterldsn001
weight5000 (50.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #69140275/Trx 19a5a52841b8ff004956aa948d75454a4352d973
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2022/11/03 13:46:39
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2017-11-5
voterldsn001
weight5000 (50.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #69115735/Trx 604af76a03877eee442e3e2af13ac2c04ab71efc
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2019/07/23 03:39:06
authorsteemitboard
bodyCongratulations @feelapi! You received a personal award! <table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@feelapi/birthday3.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 3 years!</td></tr></table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@feelapi) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=feelapi)_</sub> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
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Transaction InfoBlock #34903127/Trx 3f0c8f7505470a3806ecdf3986cd7329104a9c9e
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feelapireceived 0.000 STEEM from power down installment (0.000 SP)
2019/06/09 02:49:39
deposited0.000 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn0.000004 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #33636690/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.958 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/06/02 02:49:39
deposited0.958 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #33435340/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.958 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/05/26 02:49:39
deposited0.958 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #33233930/Virtual Operation #9
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feelapireceived 0.958 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/05/19 02:49:39
deposited0.958 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #33032475/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.957 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/05/12 02:49:39
deposited0.957 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #32830999/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.957 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/05/05 02:49:39
deposited0.957 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #32629483/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.956 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/04/28 02:49:39
deposited0.956 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #32428032/Virtual Operation #3
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feelapireceived 0.956 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/04/21 02:49:39
deposited0.956 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #32226522/Virtual Operation #4
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feelapireceived 0.956 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/04/14 02:49:39
deposited0.956 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #32025048/Virtual Operation #3
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feelapireceived 0.955 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/04/07 02:49:39
deposited0.955 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #31825163/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.955 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/03/31 02:49:39
deposited0.955 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #31623691/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.954 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/03/24 02:49:39
deposited0.954 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #31422189/Virtual Operation #4
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feelapireceived 0.954 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/03/17 02:49:39
deposited0.954 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #31220708/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.954 STEEM from power down installment (1.173 SP)
2019/03/10 02:49:39
deposited0.954 STEEM
from accountfeelapi
to accountfeelapi
withdrawn1910.594697 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #31019287/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapistarted power down of 15.252 SP
2019/03/03 02:49:39
accountfeelapi
vesting shares24837.731065 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #30817817/Trx 5105f8d14e9537d42eb3d7387381343491224f3d
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2018/05/31 01:40:48
authorrivalhw
body笑话怎么不更新了呢?
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Transaction InfoBlock #22899080/Trx b4f4a0841d56f8bbbb267a359ad03d53ac446898
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2018/04/09 06:59:45
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feelapiupvoted (100.00%) @haoge / get
2018/04/09 06:09:21
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2018/04/09 02:55:30
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2018/03/10 09:13:51
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2018/02/06 09:10:54
authoraustinemario
bodyYour works are great
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2018/01/25 02:35:54
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2018/01/25 02:35:30
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Transaction InfoBlock #19275234/Trx 4975b935db871fa2610066e1933a906178b1fad0
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2018/01/25 02:35:30
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2018/01/25 02:30:27
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feelapireceived 0.058 SBD, 0.013 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-9
2018/01/16 02:00:06
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Transaction InfoBlock #19015429/Virtual Operation #3
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feelapireceived 0.001 SP curation reward for @tygergamer / kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-terra-part-8
2018/01/16 01:52:03
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Transaction InfoBlock #19015268/Virtual Operation #56
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feelapireceived 0.011 SBD, 0.004 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-8
2018/01/15 19:25:48
authorfeelapi
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Transaction InfoBlock #19007546/Virtual Operation #8
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2018/01/15 02:32:18
accountfeelapi
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feelapireceived 0.015 SBD, 0.004 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-6
2018/01/13 02:00:06
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Transaction InfoBlock #18929113/Virtual Operation #5
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feelapireceived 0.016 SBD, 0.004 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-5
2018/01/12 02:00:06
authorfeelapi
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Transaction InfoBlock #18900371/Virtual Operation #2
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feelapireceived 0.001 SP curation reward for @laodr / 5pf1fk-laodr-tea-house-180101
2018/01/11 13:03:06
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Transaction InfoBlock #18884834/Virtual Operation #35
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feelapireceived 1.347 SBD, 0.286 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-4
2018/01/11 02:00:06
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Transaction InfoBlock #18871576/Virtual Operation #3
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feelapireceived 1.490 SBD, 0.304 SP author reward for @feelapi / chinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-3
2018/01/10 02:00:03
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-3
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Transaction InfoBlock #18842783/Virtual Operation #15
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feelapiupvoted (60.00%) @oflyhigh / intel-hex
2018/01/09 04:13:06
authoroflyhigh
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voterfeelapi
weight6000 (60.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #18816667/Trx 07c7ab0fd786c03907b585057e5ae6fb1c86f8df
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2018/01/09 03:49:06
authorace108
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voterfeelapi
weight6000 (60.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #18816187/Trx dd4224a3102f035825f372550a5afbe96e866830
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feelapiupvoted (60.00%) @rivalhw / 5xjl96
2018/01/09 03:21:12
authorrivalhw
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Transaction InfoBlock #18815630/Trx d13f7a11feee3e57de993ac57615ae0a3c31bba1
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2018/01/09 02:14:45
authortygergamer
permlinkkingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-terra-part-8
voterfeelapi
weight6000 (60.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #18814304/Trx 4dc502687ad68d8630bb9c2c003371c5d65bc8a8
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2018/01/09 02:09:21
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-9
votercqf
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Transaction InfoBlock #18814196/Trx 4b04f1f0fd748797f8787fb20d3c5f073e21c8fe
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2018/01/09 02:02:51
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-9
voterxiaoshancun
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Transaction InfoBlock #18814067/Trx 8107f7d899a9dd760b8601f7015afe0f577b39c9
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2018/01/09 02:01:54
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-9
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Transaction InfoBlock #18814048/Trx 0cf3aa4ae8a1f41f6a8a22bbed6981dbd1af77e0
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2018/01/09 02:00:06
authorfeelapi
permlinkchinese-joke-every-day-2018-1-9
voterfeelapi
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Transaction InfoBlock #18814012/Trx 16abc7cf36d036dbdbcd1234e28c41c43f1c854e
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body笑一笑十年少,送上今天的笑话10则,博君一笑。 ## 你是来捣乱的吗 某日,我正在宿舍吃香蕉。此时,去超市购物的姐妹儿从超市购物回来了。姐妹儿:啊,你也吃香蕉啊?我:嗯,你也买香蕉了?姐妹儿:我本来想买苹果的,后来看到樱桃太贵了,我就买了芒果。我:…… ## 祖孙俩的幽默 祖母和孙子看电视。孙子说:&ldquo;那些非洲的难民没有饭吃,好可怜啊!&rdquo;祖母听了不以为然:&ldquo;没饭吃,怎么还有钱烫头发?&rdquo; ## 医学院某班进行口试 医学院某班进行口试教授问一学生某种药每次口服量是多少?学生回答:&quot;5克&quot;.一分钟后,他发现自己答错了,应为5毫克,便急忙站起来说&quot;教授,允许我纠正吗?教授看了一下表,然后说:不必了,由于服用过量的药物,病人已经不幸在30秒钟以前去世了! ## 女人于穷人富人的调查~哥笑了 据说如果一个穷小子冒充有钱人和你恋爱,然后被你发现你会如何反应?,99%的人选:坚决断绝关系,诚实是最重要的品质之一过了一个月这个网站又出了一道题:如果一个有钱人冒充穷人和你恋爱,然后被你发现你如何反应?99%的人选:继续交往,我爱的是他的人,又不是他的钱。 ## 真是牛叉的创意有木有 高中时期,经常和一帮男生躲到厕所抽烟但班主任无比生猛,每次都要我们把手伸出来给他闻!每次我们几个都无比悲剧的写检讨有一天我们照常去厕所蹲点抽烟,准备完事后用水多洗几次手这时一哥们进来,脱裤……蹲下……拿出一根烟……然后华丽丽的从口袋掏出一双筷子……尼玛!用筷子夹住抽!瞬间全场亮了!至此以后,你可以经常看学校一帮男生人手一双筷子上厕所! ## 香蕉不是拿来用的啊,是吃的 今天去上课的路上碰见我们的女导员顺手把我准备带去上课吃的香蕉递给她一根她连忙说:谢谢…不用不用真不用…然后我特么也不知道怎么脑子一热就冒出一句:不用…你可以吃啊! ## 你为什么不进男厕所 我问一朋友:“假如你和一个你暗恋的姑娘去玩,突然你们两个内急都憋不住了,如果不马上入厕马上就会拉裤子,你让她先去,还是你先去?”朋友大义凛然道:“让姑娘先去!”我说:“那你怎么办?”朋友道:“我直接在外边解决。”我问道:“你为什么不进男厕所?” ## 重复利用 一理发师在给顾客刮脸的时候,为了防止顾客讲话,故意把一个玻璃球放到顾客的嘴里。一天,一顾客不留神吞到了肚子里。顾客道歉说:&ldquo;对不起,我把你的玻璃球个吞下去了。&rdquo;理发师说:&ldquo;没关系,以前的顾客也经常这样,不过他们大便后,又把他给送了回来。&rdquo; ## 我的超能力 我妈妈说我的智商只有176。我的智商到底有多高,我也不知道。我只知道我是一个杀伤力很强的人,很多人因我而受到伤害,他们有的对生活失去了希望,有的甚至自杀身亡。所以我一直怀疑我有潜在的超能力,而这种超能力又不知为什么对我的老师作用尤强。至今仍记得第一位因为我而牺牲的老师。那时我上小学一年级,老师带着我们去野外作自然实践课。看到春风拂绿,杨柳抽枝,老师不禁想起一个问题,于是问道:&ldquo;同学们,你们知道如何识别风向吗?&rdquo;&ldquo;我知道!&rdquo;同班的一个小女孩一边回答一边从从地上捡起一片树叶向空中抛去,&ldquo;捡一片东西往空中一抛,看它往那边飘,不就知道了吗。&rdquo;&ldquo;嗯,很好。&rdquo;老师表扬道,&ldquo;那还有哪位同学愿意再给大家示范一下,看看现在刮的是什么风?&rdquo;&ldquo;我。&rdquo;我自告奋勇走了出来,从地上捡起半块砖头向空中抛去。。。&ldquo;报告老师,现在刮的是上下风!&rdquo;。。。。。我记不清楚老师当时的表情是什么样子,我只记得他拼命的挣扎了几下就气绝身亡了。后来据医院里的医生说他是由于突然受到强烈刺激导致气血逆行走火入魔而死。就这样,我害死了一名人民教师。之后的一段日子里,相继又有几位老师惨遭不幸,好在没有出了人命,也就没有捅出太大的漏子来。不过我的名气却是不胫而走,一时间也成了城里的名人。然而,名人也有名人的痛苦,我就深深的体会到了这一点。当我升初中的时候,我的名气给我带来了很大的麻烦。城里所有的中学都出于为本校老师的安全考虑,拒绝接收我入学。没办法,带着对重点中学无限的憧憬,我去了乡下。乡下的中学虽然条件是苦了点,但是没有了舆论的压力,我也算活地逍遥自在。然而是金子始终是要发光的,乡下中学特有的沉默并没有抑制住我的爆发。一次偶然的机会,我又横空出世,突然崛起,迅速占领了农村市场。那是一次智力竞赛,我们班和另外一个班经过最后的角逐仍没有分出胜负。于是主持人宣布了最后的决出办法:每个班抽签派出一名代表。两个代表再进行猜硬币。猜对者向猜错者提问一个问题,如猜错者回答正确,则猜错者胜。反之,则猜对者所在班集胜出。天灵灵,地灵灵,该我的差使躲也不行。我居然被抽为代表,并且顺利地猜错了硬币,进入问答阶段。老师和同学们一下紧张了起来,每个人都用殷切的眼光看着我。尤其是班主任李老师,面色沉重,一言不发。我也感觉到有一些压力,不过不是因为这个,而是因为我的对手&mdash;&mdash;王小佛,王小佛是当时我们学校最具威力的&ldquo;名师杀手&rdquo;,他手底下也攒着好几条人命案子。据说,上一任校长就是断送在它的手中。不过我还是有几分底气的,因为不管怎么说我也是曾叱诧一时的人物。提问开始了。王小佛两手插在裤兜里,慢条斯理的说道:&ldquo;我妈妈今天煮了几个鸡蛋放在我兜里,你知道有几个吗?&rdquo;&ldquo;哄!&rdquo;周围一片哗然。我不知道大家为什么起哄,但是我知道这个问题引起了我极大的兴趣。鸡蛋!我几乎没听清楚他问的什么问题,我只听见清清楚楚的有&ldquo;鸡蛋&rdquo;二字。要知道在乡下的几年苦日子几乎没有什么可吃的,有两个鸡蛋那可真是美味佳肴了。我似乎看到了那亮晶晶的蛋清和黄嫩嫩的蛋黄。。。。&ldquo;如果我答对了,你会给我一个吃吗?&rdquo;我早已忘记了什么智力竞赛,什么班级荣誉。我感兴趣的只是鸡蛋,鸡蛋!&ldquo;如果你答对了,我把两个鸡蛋全给你。&rdquo;&ldquo;哄!&rdquo;又是一片哗然。我看到对方同学脸上一片愕然,而我的同学们一个个欢呼雀跃,相互拥抱着庆祝胜利,李老师也向我投来欣悦的目光,我不知道他们在高兴什么,不过大家都在朝我笑,我也不好意思地朝他们笑了笑,然后答道:&ldquo;是五个吗?&rdquo;同学们的笑容刹那间凝滞了,渐渐地,退潮一般消失地无影无踪。对方的同学却突然大叫大笑起来。这世间的事情真是瞬息万变,一转眼的功夫,大家哭的变笑,笑的变哭,哭哭笑笑的搞地我也不知道如何是好。我还没来得及仔细琢磨怎么回事。会场里忽然乱了起来。只见一人仰面朝天,口中鲜血如柱喷出,然后慢慢地倒了下去。&ldquo;李老师!&rdquo;&ldquo;李老师!&rdquo;是我们班主任老师!我也连忙赶了过去。只见老师面色惨白,双目紧闭,不省人事。&ldquo;是他害死了李老师!&rdquo;&ldquo;是他!&rdquo;&ldquo;是他!&rdquo;唰!唰!唰!唰!唰唰唰唰唰!!!一束束愤怒的目光利箭一样向我射来。我的眼前一片空白,耳边回响起一个声音:&ldquo;多隆!关门!放狗!闲杂人等一律后退!&rdquo;后来据说李老师并没有死,只是大病一场,病好出院以后,看破红尘,在五台山削发为僧,从此不再教书。 ## 这是我的屁股 有一天,一个老婆婆坐车坐到中途,老婆婆却不认识路了…老婆婆用手中的拐杖打着司机屁股说:“这是哪?”司机:“这是我的屁股……”
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2018/01/06 04:28:21
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2018/01/06 03:56:42
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bodyfeelapi!! Thank you, your Post. i upvoted.^^
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2018/01/06 02:00:06
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Transaction InfoBlock #18725618/Trx cbc6f4d38dffa001931fc90032095561640d668f
View Raw JSON Data
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Account Metadata

POSTING JSON METADATA
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JSON METADATA
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Auth Keys

Owner
Single Signature
Public Keys
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Active
Single Signature
Public Keys
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Posting
Single Signature
Public Keys
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Memo
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Witness Votes

1 / 30
01.abit
[
  "abit"
]