Ecoer Logo
VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS0.00%
Net Worth
1.118USD
STEEM
0.000STEEM
SBD
0.000SBD
Own SP
19.276SP

Detailed Balance

STEEM
balance
0.000STEEM
market_balance
0.000STEEM
savings_balance
0.000STEEM
reward_steem_balance
0.000STEEM
STEEM POWER
Own SP
19.276SP
Delegated Out
0.000SP
Delegation In
0.000SP
Effective Power
19.276SP
Reward SP (pending)
0.000SP
SBD
sbd_balance
0.000SBD
sbd_conversions
0.000SBD
sbd_market_balance
0.000SBD
savings_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
reward_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
{
  "balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "savings_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "reward_steem_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "vesting_shares": "31352.439999 VESTS",
  "delegated_vesting_shares": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "received_vesting_shares": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "savings_sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "reward_sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "conversions": []
}

Account Info

namedanconway650
id85976
rank77,211
reputation14575070
created2016-09-07T22:35:57
recovery_accountsteem
proxyNone
post_count1
comment_count0
lifetime_vote_count0
witnesses_voted_for0
last_post2016-09-11T05:37:15
last_root_post2016-09-11T05:37:15
last_vote_time2016-09-11T05:37:15
proxied_vsf_votes0, 0, 0, 0
can_vote1
voting_power9,949
delayed_votes0
balance0.000 STEEM
savings_balance0.000 STEEM
sbd_balance0.000 SBD
savings_sbd_balance0.000 SBD
vesting_shares31352.439999 VESTS
delegated_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
received_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
reward_vesting_balance0.000000 VESTS
vesting_balance0.000 STEEM
vesting_withdraw_rate0.000000 VESTS
next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
withdrawn0
to_withdraw0
withdraw_routes0
savings_withdraw_requests0
last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
last_owner_update1970-01-01T00:00:00
last_account_update1970-01-01T00:00:00
minedNo
sbd_seconds0
sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
savings_sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
{
  "active": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM7ha9aUgBtEwkPAELRawGxD4hNu8mMxQ8pkypvLrnE6bJhzvCBC",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "can_vote": true,
  "comment_count": 0,
  "created": "2016-09-07T22:35:57",
  "curation_rewards": 0,
  "delegated_vesting_shares": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "downvote_manabar": {
    "current_mana": 0,
    "last_update_time": 1473287757
  },
  "guest_bloggers": [],
  "id": 85976,
  "json_metadata": "",
  "last_account_recovery": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "last_account_update": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "last_owner_update": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "last_post": "2016-09-11T05:37:15",
  "last_root_post": "2016-09-11T05:37:15",
  "last_vote_time": "2016-09-11T05:37:15",
  "lifetime_vote_count": 0,
  "market_history": [],
  "memo_key": "STM8NgoaomY32MLS3ga4Mf5v7UqRcFRaYTJt4jAFyhi1qM6yM3Q5F",
  "mined": false,
  "name": "danconway650",
  "next_vesting_withdrawal": "1969-12-31T23:59:59",
  "other_history": [],
  "owner": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM6yWqVL8ZRRDbDS615pbMwK6x44iiDNzDpDBf2y1kcMiMh3KtL8",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "pending_claimed_accounts": 0,
  "post_bandwidth": 10000,
  "post_count": 1,
  "post_history": [],
  "posting": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM8HVPSqxoXqAq4Sx8y37XkX6QEMFHUQeNV1fGYx94xsh1bYCtpP",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "posting_json_metadata": "",
  "posting_rewards": 0,
  "proxied_vsf_votes": [
    0,
    0,
    0,
    0
  ],
  "proxy": "",
  "received_vesting_shares": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "recovery_account": "steem",
  "reputation": 14575070,
  "reset_account": "null",
  "reward_sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "reward_steem_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "reward_vesting_balance": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "reward_vesting_steem": "0.000 STEEM",
  "savings_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "savings_sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "savings_sbd_last_interest_payment": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "savings_sbd_seconds": "0",
  "savings_sbd_seconds_last_update": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "savings_withdraw_requests": 0,
  "sbd_balance": "0.000 SBD",
  "sbd_last_interest_payment": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "sbd_seconds": "0",
  "sbd_seconds_last_update": "1970-01-01T00:00:00",
  "tags_usage": [],
  "to_withdraw": 0,
  "transfer_history": [],
  "vesting_balance": "0.000 STEEM",
  "vesting_shares": "31352.439999 VESTS",
  "vesting_withdraw_rate": "0.000000 VESTS",
  "vote_history": [],
  "voting_manabar": {
    "current_mana": 9949,
    "last_update_time": 1473572235
  },
  "voting_power": 9949,
  "withdraw_routes": 0,
  "withdrawn": 0,
  "witness_votes": [],
  "witnesses_voted_for": 0,
  "rank": 77211
}

Withdraw Routes

IncomingOutgoing
Empty
Empty
{
  "incoming": [],
  "outgoing": []
}
From Date
To Date
2019/09/07 23:32:33
authorsteemitboard
bodyCongratulations @danconway650! You received a personal award! <table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday3.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 3 years!</td></tr></table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@danconway650) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=danconway650)_</sub> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
json metadata{"image":["https://steemitboard.com/img/notify.png"]}
parent authordanconway650
parent permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
permlinksteemitboard-notify-danconway650-20190907t233233000z
title
Transaction InfoBlock #36226528/Trx 2f19450b3c31af9f80aeaa091bc05a145b2f1783
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 36226528,
  "op": [
    "comment",
    {
      "author": "steemitboard",
      "body": "Congratulations @danconway650! You received a personal award!\n\n<table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday3.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 3 years!</td></tr></table>\n\n<sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@danconway650) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=danconway650)_</sub>\n\n\n###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!",
      "json_metadata": "{\"image\":[\"https://steemitboard.com/img/notify.png\"]}",
      "parent_author": "danconway650",
      "parent_permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "permlink": "steemitboard-notify-danconway650-20190907t233233000z",
      "title": ""
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2019-09-07T23:32:33",
  "trx_id": "2f19450b3c31af9f80aeaa091bc05a145b2f1783",
  "trx_in_block": 12,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2018/09/08 00:08:09
authorsteemitboard
bodyCongratulations @danconway650! You have received a personal award! [![](https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday2.png)](http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650) 2 Years on Steemit <sub>_Click on the badge to view your Board of Honor._</sub> **Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:** <table><tr><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-witness-update-2018-09-07"><img src="https://steemitimages.com/64x128/http://i.cubeupload.com/7CiQEO.png"></a></td><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-witness-update-2018-09-07">SteemitBoard - Witness Update</a></td></tr><tr><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemfest/@steemitboard/steemfest-steemitboard-support-the-travel-reimbursement-fund"><img src="https://steemitimages.com/64x128/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmawPYDAwfrQM8YU6ejD1f87g64cvsmEFn8RQKHJMs4zxg/image.png"></a></td><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemfest/@steemitboard/steemfest-steemitboard-support-the-travel-reimbursement-fund">SteemFest³ - SteemitBoard support the Travel Reimbursement Fund.</a></td></tr></table> > Support [SteemitBoard's project](https://steemit.com/@steemitboard)! **[Vote for its witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1)** and **get one more award**!
json metadata{"image":["https://steemitboard.com/img/notify.png"]}
parent authordanconway650
parent permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
permlinksteemitboard-notify-danconway650-20180908t000811000z
title
Transaction InfoBlock #25765139/Trx 972c43ff26d075816a9779b85957e79d42137778
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 25765139,
  "op": [
    "comment",
    {
      "author": "steemitboard",
      "body": "Congratulations @danconway650! You have received a personal award!\n\n[![](https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday2.png)](http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650)  2 Years on Steemit\n<sub>_Click on the badge to view your Board of Honor._</sub>\n\n\n**Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:**\n<table><tr><td><a href=\"https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-witness-update-2018-09-07\"><img src=\"https://steemitimages.com/64x128/http://i.cubeupload.com/7CiQEO.png\"></a></td><td><a href=\"https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-witness-update-2018-09-07\">SteemitBoard - Witness Update</a></td></tr><tr><td><a href=\"https://steemit.com/steemfest/@steemitboard/steemfest-steemitboard-support-the-travel-reimbursement-fund\"><img src=\"https://steemitimages.com/64x128/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmawPYDAwfrQM8YU6ejD1f87g64cvsmEFn8RQKHJMs4zxg/image.png\"></a></td><td><a href=\"https://steemit.com/steemfest/@steemitboard/steemfest-steemitboard-support-the-travel-reimbursement-fund\">SteemFest³ - SteemitBoard support the Travel Reimbursement Fund.</a></td></tr></table>\n\n> Support [SteemitBoard's project](https://steemit.com/@steemitboard)! **[Vote for its witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1)** and **get one more award**!",
      "json_metadata": "{\"image\":[\"https://steemitboard.com/img/notify.png\"]}",
      "parent_author": "danconway650",
      "parent_permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "permlink": "steemitboard-notify-danconway650-20180908t000811000z",
      "title": ""
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2018-09-08T00:08:09",
  "trx_id": "972c43ff26d075816a9779b85957e79d42137778",
  "trx_in_block": 52,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2018/03/13 06:24:42
authorupv0t3
bodyHola @danconway650, upv0t3 Este es un servicio <b>gratuito</b> para nuevos usuarios de steemit, para apoyarlos y motivarlos a seguir generando contenido de valor para la comunidad. <3 Este es un corazón, o un helado, tu eliges . <h1> : ) </h1> N0. R4ND0M: 1902 5689 9989 7568 6650 8304 7923 7300 9414 8182 7880 5440 8976 3551 8439 6979
json metadata{"tags":["spanish","kame"],"users":["danconway650"],"app":"null/null","format":"markdown"}
parent authordanconway650
parent permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
permlinkre-danconway650-career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag-1520922281364t2da2cf92-cd00-4c21-964f-305f515be7aauid
title
Transaction InfoBlock #20631927/Trx cf72c574ce03f0ee665e5bd48752281513247df2
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 20631927,
  "op": [
    "comment",
    {
      "author": "upv0t3",
      "body": "Hola @danconway650, upv0t3\r\nEste es un servicio <b>gratuito</b> para nuevos usuarios de steemit, para apoyarlos y motivarlos a seguir generando contenido de valor para la comunidad.\r\n<3 Este es un corazón, o un helado, tu eliges\r.\r\n\n<h1> : ) </h1>\r\nN0. R4ND0M: \r\n1902 5689 9989 7568\n6650 8304 7923 7300\n9414 8182 7880 5440\n8976 3551 8439 6979\n",
      "json_metadata": "{\"tags\":[\"spanish\",\"kame\"],\"users\":[\"danconway650\"],\"app\":\"null/null\",\"format\":\"markdown\"}",
      "parent_author": "danconway650",
      "parent_permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "permlink": "re-danconway650-career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag-1520922281364t2da2cf92-cd00-4c21-964f-305f515be7aauid",
      "title": ""
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2018-03-13T06:24:42",
  "trx_id": "cf72c574ce03f0ee665e5bd48752281513247df2",
  "trx_in_block": 0,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2018/03/13 06:24:39
authordanconway650
permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
voterupv0t3
weight1200 (12.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #20631926/Trx 5faf6873e345e8bcfe14cdf47e053e64e0b56bec
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 20631926,
  "op": [
    "vote",
    {
      "author": "danconway650",
      "permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "voter": "upv0t3",
      "weight": 1200
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2018-03-13T06:24:39",
  "trx_id": "5faf6873e345e8bcfe14cdf47e053e64e0b56bec",
  "trx_in_block": 40,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2017/09/08 01:18:00
authorsteemitboard
bodyCongratulations @danconway650! You have received a personal award! [![](https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday1.png)](http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650) Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit Click on the badge to view your own Board of Honor on SteemitBoard. For more information about this award, click [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-update-8-happy-birthday) > By upvoting this notification, you can help all Steemit users. Learn how [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/http-i-cubeupload-com-7ciqeo-png)!
json metadata{"image":["https://steemitboard.com/img/notifications.png"]}
parent authordanconway650
parent permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
permlinksteemitboard-notify-danconway650-20170908t011802000z
title
Transaction InfoBlock #15273093/Trx 8edbf71e918c1df2b7056fb0c20f41da2d07c1dd
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 15273093,
  "op": [
    "comment",
    {
      "author": "steemitboard",
      "body": "Congratulations @danconway650! You have received a personal award!\n\n[![](https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650/birthday1.png)](http://steemitboard.com/@danconway650)  Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit\nClick on the badge to view your own Board of Honor on SteemitBoard.\n\nFor more information about this award, click [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-update-8-happy-birthday)\n> By upvoting this notification, you can help all Steemit users. Learn how [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/http-i-cubeupload-com-7ciqeo-png)!",
      "json_metadata": "{\"image\":[\"https://steemitboard.com/img/notifications.png\"]}",
      "parent_author": "danconway650",
      "parent_permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "permlink": "steemitboard-notify-danconway650-20170908t011802000z",
      "title": ""
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2017-09-08T01:18:00",
  "trx_id": "8edbf71e918c1df2b7056fb0c20f41da2d07c1dd",
  "trx_in_block": 14,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 20:31:36
authorcontentjunkie
permlinksteemit-follow-train
voterdanconway650
weight10000 (100.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #4886335/Trx 6ecc49fd4f8093941cfeae402feb2ef394cd5a00
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4886335,
  "op": [
    "vote",
    {
      "author": "contentjunkie",
      "permlink": "steemit-follow-train",
      "voter": "danconway650",
      "weight": 10000
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T20:31:36",
  "trx_id": "6ecc49fd4f8093941cfeae402feb2ef394cd5a00",
  "trx_in_block": 1,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 20:22:00
idfollow
json["follow",{"follower":"danconway650","following":"steemship","what":["blog"]}]
required auths[]
required posting auths["danconway650"]
Transaction InfoBlock #4886143/Trx ec47d7baf7ffca4e75fc97700e2f98218574701e
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4886143,
  "op": [
    "custom_json",
    {
      "id": "follow",
      "json": "[\"follow\",{\"follower\":\"danconway650\",\"following\":\"steemship\",\"what\":[\"blog\"]}]",
      "required_auths": [],
      "required_posting_auths": [
        "danconway650"
      ]
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T20:22:00",
  "trx_id": "ec47d7baf7ffca4e75fc97700e2f98218574701e",
  "trx_in_block": 1,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 19:35:33
idfollow
json["follow",{"follower":"danconway650","following":"dantheman","what":["blog"]}]
required auths[]
required posting auths["danconway650"]
Transaction InfoBlock #4885221/Trx 376d22a549924d9e6c6c84af52da3b5f17d4ce7c
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4885221,
  "op": [
    "custom_json",
    {
      "id": "follow",
      "json": "[\"follow\",{\"follower\":\"danconway650\",\"following\":\"dantheman\",\"what\":[\"blog\"]}]",
      "required_auths": [],
      "required_posting_auths": [
        "danconway650"
      ]
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T19:35:33",
  "trx_id": "376d22a549924d9e6c6c84af52da3b5f17d4ce7c",
  "trx_in_block": 1,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 12:44:51
idfollow
json["follow",{"follower":"danconway650","following":"contentjunkie","what":["blog"]}]
required auths[]
required posting auths["danconway650"]
Transaction InfoBlock #4877050/Trx 6ee69dfe4106d74fd82bf0645bd20db0c5642cf6
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4877050,
  "op": [
    "custom_json",
    {
      "id": "follow",
      "json": "[\"follow\",{\"follower\":\"danconway650\",\"following\":\"contentjunkie\",\"what\":[\"blog\"]}]",
      "required_auths": [],
      "required_posting_auths": [
        "danconway650"
      ]
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T12:44:51",
  "trx_id": "6ee69dfe4106d74fd82bf0645bd20db0c5642cf6",
  "trx_in_block": 1,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 06:34:57
authordanconway650
permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
votersergey44
weight10000 (100.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #4869680/Trx f70b58648bbb02fe049089fac4b8f700e6128bdb
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4869680,
  "op": [
    "vote",
    {
      "author": "danconway650",
      "permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "voter": "sergey44",
      "weight": 10000
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T06:34:57",
  "trx_id": "f70b58648bbb02fe049089fac4b8f700e6128bdb",
  "trx_in_block": 0,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 05:41:12
authordanconway650
permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
voterjessicanicklos
weight10000 (100.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #4868611/Trx 51d9f187e808c4dc644b64f3132ca3fd5e959448
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4868611,
  "op": [
    "vote",
    {
      "author": "danconway650",
      "permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "voter": "jessicanicklos",
      "weight": 10000
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T05:41:12",
  "trx_id": "51d9f187e808c4dc644b64f3132ca3fd5e959448",
  "trx_in_block": 0,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 05:37:15
authordanconway650
permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
voterdanconway650
weight10000 (100.00%)
Transaction InfoBlock #4868532/Trx 96078eef8c37a7f4501fbffb795aef311ae5c448
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4868532,
  "op": [
    "vote",
    {
      "author": "danconway650",
      "permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "voter": "danconway650",
      "weight": 10000
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T05:37:15",
  "trx_id": "96078eef8c37a7f4501fbffb795aef311ae5c448",
  "trx_in_block": 3,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
2016/09/11 05:37:15
authordanconway650
body<html> <p>I've been extremely impressed with the false humility of a number of recent career transition stories on Steemit. As you prepare to flame out, be terminated or quit of your own volition due to shameful or scandalous behavior, including perversion, data theft, dullness, plagiarism, or just plain incompetence, don’t forget that Steemit provides a long-form opportunity to settle scores and set the historical record crooked.</p> <p>The carefully crafted Steemit story can give the appearance that- at the nadir of your professional life- you are above it all, you are concerned about others, and you are a soulful human being moving on to an even more lucrative future. Not sad, scared and looking for shelter like the rest of us.</p> <p>Now wipe your eyes and remember that your mother still loves you — not as much as she loves your siblings, or as much as you love yourself — but enough to clench her teeth and upvote the smelly little fiction you have crafted.</p> <p>These five tactics will make your story compelling, fresh and will strip away a small piece of our collective humanity each time they are consumed:</p> <p>1. Take credit for inventing and/or changing an industry.</p> <p>It doesn’t matter that we’ve never heard of you or your company, or that there isn’t much to the industry you have changed. The prize goes to those aloof and quietly brilliant people who have “hacked” their corner of the world with a mind-blowingly clever twist of some sort. This isn’t you. But it doesn’t really matter, since obscurity is the world’s best invention for hiding bullshit.</p> <p>“Looking back, before I joined AngiaVista Labs, Data Focus Amalgamation wasn’t even a known concept. I’m proud of our work to define and advance this field, ensuring that data will be focused and amalgamated across vertical industries, at scale, using HADOOP and OLAP. Frankly, its a whole new world and I’m stupefied to have played such a central role at such a crucial point in our civilization.”</p> <p>2. Find a connection to Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs, Ev Williams or Sean Parker.</p> <p>Come on, surely you can find some way to drop one or more of these names without committing a fraud. Pretend this is a resume writing exercise on steroids. Exercise the same muscle here — without crossing the line. Your vague-book skills will come in handy:</p> <p>“To my fellow coders, we shared a curiosity about data streams that will bind us forever. To Ev Williams, you have been an inspiration and our paths will cross again, brother. You still owe me a bowl of cous cous!”</p> <p>No, you don’t know Ev Williams. But you did run into him at the Googleplex years ago when he took the last spoonful of cous cous as you stalked him from ten feet. That night you dreamt you and Ev were in Entourage. Ari’s head was a turnip and Vince was moving in slow motion and smelled like popcorn. You are definitely a weird cat. Regardless, this name drop will give you instant street cred.</p> <p>3. Throw-down spiritual observations and findings with authority.</p> <p>It’s best if you ground this section in hippy-like experiences. For example, it’s good to say that a revelation of one sort came to you while walking in the redwoods, staring into a pond, or tending to your garden. If you have children, perhaps your truth was discovered when you were looking into your daughter’s eyes, or when you teared up watching your spouse bathe a small child.</p> <p>“To the Universe, you have guided me as I traversed the wild streams of Tahoe with only my guitar, backpack and notebook as company. Three hundred notebook pages later, as I watch the sun rise and hear the soft breathing of my baby boy in the next room, I see that I’ve come full circle in my life, my career and in my spirit.”</p> <p>Let loose. Everyone will eat this up. They will be impressed and intimidated.</p> <p>4. Sound fiercely protective of those who pushed you out.</p> <p>This artificial loyalty will throw everyone off the trail. Surely you weren’t fired if you speak so glowingly of your former colleagues. You are going to damn them with faint praise by giving them credit for the small insignificant corner of the world they tend to, while elevating yourself to a higher plane.</p> <p>“To Eddie, Sarah and Gilbert: I leave AngiaVista Labs in good hands. The dream has been established, the concept proven, and I’m confident your steady hand will keep things moving along. I will be rooting for you as I leave base camp and once again head for the summit. Bon Voyage dear friends!”</p> <p>5. Make your next gig sound so awesome and otherworldly, it will make Marc Andreessen’s second act look like a footnote.</p> <p>Don’t spell it out since unemployment and consulting are clearly not worthy of the version of yourself that is writing this story. But do throw out some words and phrases that imply you have somehow transcended the concept of work entirely. Maybe you are playing with some friends and some concepts, or that you have collectivized some projects and are tethering them to a cohort of team members. Just be humble about the whole thing — make it clear this is your mission and it would belittle the future if you called it work or a project or anything like that.</p> <p>“Finally, look for me across a number of platforms as I work through some embedded network concepts with a few other dreamers and misfits. We all seem to be cursed with the same curiosity. You will hear about us before too long I’m sure.”</p> <p>That’s it. Once your story is crafted you can move on to your next “adventure” with the confidence that all loose ends are tied up and your legacy secured.</p> <p>Your Steemit story will persist on the blockchain long past your next gig.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </html>
json metadata{"tags":["blogging","humor","satire","siliconvalley","tech"]}
parent author
parent permlinkblogging
permlinkcareer-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag
titleCareer Transitions: Crafting Your Steemit Humble Brag
Transaction InfoBlock #4868532/Trx 96078eef8c37a7f4501fbffb795aef311ae5c448
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4868532,
  "op": [
    "comment",
    {
      "author": "danconway650",
      "body": "<html>\n<p>I've been extremely impressed with the false humility of a number of recent career transition stories on Steemit. As you prepare to flame out, be terminated or quit of your own volition due to shameful or scandalous behavior, including perversion, data theft, dullness, plagiarism, or just plain incompetence, don’t forget that Steemit provides a long-form opportunity to settle scores and set the historical record crooked.</p>\n<p>The carefully crafted Steemit story can give the appearance that- at the nadir of your professional life- you are above it all, you are concerned about others, and you are a soulful human being moving on to an even more lucrative future. Not sad, scared and looking for shelter like the rest of us.</p>\n<p>Now wipe your eyes and remember that your mother still loves you — not as much as she loves your siblings, or as much as you love yourself — but enough to clench her teeth and upvote the smelly little fiction you have crafted.</p>\n<p>These five tactics will make your story compelling, fresh and will strip away a small piece of our collective humanity each time they are consumed:</p>\n<p>1. Take credit for inventing and/or changing an industry.</p>\n<p>It doesn’t matter that we’ve never heard of you or your company, or that there isn’t much to the industry you have changed. The prize goes to those aloof and quietly brilliant people who have “hacked” their corner of the world with a mind-blowingly clever twist of some sort. This isn’t you. But it doesn’t really matter, since obscurity is the world’s best invention for hiding bullshit.</p>\n<p>“Looking back, before I joined AngiaVista Labs, Data Focus Amalgamation wasn’t even a known concept. I’m proud of our work to define and advance this field, ensuring that data will be focused and amalgamated across vertical industries, at scale, using HADOOP and OLAP. Frankly, its a whole new world and I’m stupefied to have played such a central role at such a crucial point in our civilization.”</p>\n<p>2. Find a connection to Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs, Ev Williams or Sean Parker.</p>\n<p>Come on, surely you can find some way to drop one or more of these names without committing a fraud. Pretend this is a resume writing exercise on steroids. Exercise the same muscle here — without crossing the line. Your vague-book skills will come in handy:</p>\n<p>“To my fellow coders, we shared a curiosity about data streams that will bind us forever. To Ev Williams, you have been an inspiration and our paths will cross again, brother. You still owe me a bowl of cous cous!”</p>\n<p>No, you don’t know Ev Williams. But you did run into him at the Googleplex years ago when he took the last spoonful of cous cous as you stalked him from ten feet. That night you dreamt you and Ev were in Entourage. Ari’s head was a turnip and Vince was moving in slow motion and smelled like popcorn. You are definitely a weird cat. Regardless, this name drop will give you instant street cred.</p>\n<p>3. Throw-down spiritual observations and findings with authority.</p>\n<p>It’s best if you ground this section in hippy-like experiences. For example, it’s good to say that a revelation of one sort came to you while walking in the redwoods, staring into a pond, or tending to your garden. If you have children, perhaps your truth was discovered when you were looking into your daughter’s eyes, or when you teared up watching your spouse bathe a small child.</p>\n<p>“To the Universe, you have guided me as I traversed the wild streams of Tahoe with only my guitar, backpack and notebook as company. Three hundred notebook pages later, as I watch the sun rise and hear the soft breathing of my baby boy in the next room, I see that I’ve come full circle in my life, my career and in my spirit.”</p>\n<p>Let loose. Everyone will eat this up. They will be impressed and intimidated.</p>\n<p>4. Sound fiercely protective of those who pushed you out.</p>\n<p>This artificial loyalty will throw everyone off the trail. Surely you weren’t fired if you speak so glowingly of your former colleagues. You are going to damn them with faint praise by giving them credit for the small insignificant corner of the world they tend to, while elevating yourself to a higher plane.</p>\n<p>“To Eddie, Sarah and Gilbert: I leave AngiaVista Labs in good hands. The dream has been established, the concept proven, and I’m confident your steady hand will keep things moving along. I will be rooting for you as I leave base camp and once again head for the summit. Bon Voyage dear friends!”</p>\n<p>5. Make your next gig sound so awesome and otherworldly, it will make Marc Andreessen’s second act look like a footnote.</p>\n<p>Don’t spell it out since unemployment and consulting are clearly not worthy of the version of yourself that is writing this story. But do throw out some words and phrases that imply you have somehow transcended the concept of work entirely. Maybe you are playing with some friends and some concepts, or that you have collectivized some projects and are tethering them to a cohort of team members. Just be humble about the whole thing — make it clear this is your mission and it would belittle the future if you called it work or a project or anything like that.</p>\n<p>“Finally, look for me across a number of platforms as I work through some embedded network concepts with a few other dreamers and misfits. We all seem to be cursed with the same curiosity. You will hear about us before too long I’m sure.”</p>\n<p>That’s it. Once your story is crafted you can move on to your next “adventure” with the confidence that all loose ends are tied up and your legacy secured.</p>\n<p>Your Steemit story will persist on the blockchain long past your next gig.</p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>\n</html>",
      "json_metadata": "{\"tags\":[\"blogging\",\"humor\",\"satire\",\"siliconvalley\",\"tech\"]}",
      "parent_author": "",
      "parent_permlink": "blogging",
      "permlink": "career-transitions-crafting-your-steemit-humble-brag",
      "title": "Career Transitions: Crafting Your Steemit Humble Brag"
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-11T05:37:15",
  "trx_id": "96078eef8c37a7f4501fbffb795aef311ae5c448",
  "trx_in_block": 3,
  "virtual_op": 0
}
steemcreated a new account: @danconway650
2016/09/07 22:35:57
active{"account_auths":[],"key_auths":[["STM7ha9aUgBtEwkPAELRawGxD4hNu8mMxQ8pkypvLrnE6bJhzvCBC",1]],"weight_threshold":1}
creatorsteem
fee10.000 STEEM
json metadata
memo keySTM8NgoaomY32MLS3ga4Mf5v7UqRcFRaYTJt4jAFyhi1qM6yM3Q5F
new account namedanconway650
owner{"account_auths":[],"key_auths":[["STM6yWqVL8ZRRDbDS615pbMwK6x44iiDNzDpDBf2y1kcMiMh3KtL8",1]],"weight_threshold":1}
posting{"account_auths":[],"key_auths":[["STM8HVPSqxoXqAq4Sx8y37XkX6QEMFHUQeNV1fGYx94xsh1bYCtpP",1]],"weight_threshold":1}
Transaction InfoBlock #4774086/Trx 8a825687de5764a6f42721795552bc7f9f2a0ca5
View Raw JSON Data
{
  "block": 4774086,
  "op": [
    "account_create",
    {
      "active": {
        "account_auths": [],
        "key_auths": [
          [
            "STM7ha9aUgBtEwkPAELRawGxD4hNu8mMxQ8pkypvLrnE6bJhzvCBC",
            1
          ]
        ],
        "weight_threshold": 1
      },
      "creator": "steem",
      "fee": "10.000 STEEM",
      "json_metadata": "",
      "memo_key": "STM8NgoaomY32MLS3ga4Mf5v7UqRcFRaYTJt4jAFyhi1qM6yM3Q5F",
      "new_account_name": "danconway650",
      "owner": {
        "account_auths": [],
        "key_auths": [
          [
            "STM6yWqVL8ZRRDbDS615pbMwK6x44iiDNzDpDBf2y1kcMiMh3KtL8",
            1
          ]
        ],
        "weight_threshold": 1
      },
      "posting": {
        "account_auths": [],
        "key_auths": [
          [
            "STM8HVPSqxoXqAq4Sx8y37XkX6QEMFHUQeNV1fGYx94xsh1bYCtpP",
            1
          ]
        ],
        "weight_threshold": 1
      }
    }
  ],
  "op_in_trx": 0,
  "timestamp": "2016-09-07T22:35:57",
  "trx_id": "8a825687de5764a6f42721795552bc7f9f2a0ca5",
  "trx_in_block": 2,
  "virtual_op": 0
}

Account Metadata

POSTING JSON METADATA
None
JSON METADATA
None
{
  "posting_json_metadata": {},
  "json_metadata": {}
}

Auth Keys

Owner
Single Signature
Public Keys
STM6yWqVL8ZRRDbDS615pbMwK6x44iiDNzDpDBf2y1kcMiMh3KtL81/1
Active
Single Signature
Public Keys
STM7ha9aUgBtEwkPAELRawGxD4hNu8mMxQ8pkypvLrnE6bJhzvCBC1/1
Posting
Single Signature
Public Keys
STM8HVPSqxoXqAq4Sx8y37XkX6QEMFHUQeNV1fGYx94xsh1bYCtpP1/1
Memo
STM8NgoaomY32MLS3ga4Mf5v7UqRcFRaYTJt4jAFyhi1qM6yM3Q5F
{
  "owner": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM6yWqVL8ZRRDbDS615pbMwK6x44iiDNzDpDBf2y1kcMiMh3KtL8",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "active": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM7ha9aUgBtEwkPAELRawGxD4hNu8mMxQ8pkypvLrnE6bJhzvCBC",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "posting": {
    "account_auths": [],
    "key_auths": [
      [
        "STM8HVPSqxoXqAq4Sx8y37XkX6QEMFHUQeNV1fGYx94xsh1bYCtpP",
        1
      ]
    ],
    "weight_threshold": 1
  },
  "memo": "STM8NgoaomY32MLS3ga4Mf5v7UqRcFRaYTJt4jAFyhi1qM6yM3Q5F"
}

Witness Votes

0 / 30
No active witness votes.
[]