Ecoer Logo
VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS0.00%
Net Worth
0.015USD
STEEM
0.004STEEM
SBD
0.016SBD
Effective Power
5.007SP
├── Own SP
0.125SP
└── Incoming Deleg
+4.882SP

Detailed Balance

STEEM
balance
0.000STEEM
market_balance
0.000STEEM
savings_balance
0.000STEEM
reward_steem_balance
0.004STEEM
STEEM POWER
Own SP
0.125SP
Delegated Out
0.000SP
Delegation In
4.882SP
Effective Power
5.007SP
Reward SP (pending)
0.013SP
SBD
sbd_balance
0.000SBD
sbd_conversions
0.000SBD
sbd_market_balance
0.000SBD
savings_sbd_balance
0.000SBD
reward_sbd_balance
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Account Info

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reputation312592595
created2018-05-14T12:22:24
recovery_accountsteem
proxyNone
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comment_count0
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witnesses_voted_for0
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last_root_post2019-04-21T03:57:33
last_vote_time1970-01-01T00:00:00
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vesting_withdraw_rate0.000000 VESTS
next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
withdrawn0
to_withdraw0
withdraw_routes0
savings_withdraw_requests0
last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
last_owner_update1970-01-01T00:00:00
last_account_update2018-05-16T15:05:51
minedNo
sbd_seconds0
sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
savings_sbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
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Withdraw Routes

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From Date
To Date
steemdelegated 4.882 SP to @caspianseaboat
2026/05/17 22:31:15
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares7940.151226 VESTS
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steemdelegated 3.214 SP to @caspianseaboat
2026/05/11 20:56:54
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares5227.940821 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #105967460/Trx 457129430eda6672eb5a502203d21eb3a666086e
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steemdelegated 4.890 SP to @caspianseaboat
2026/04/25 21:54:54
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares7952.666982 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #105509080/Trx c28ee36965b79dc167ccce7cadd17c9d49112bf1
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steemdelegated 3.240 SP to @caspianseaboat
2026/01/23 03:14:24
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares5269.487640 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #102846352/Trx 0df2cd53d46deb0665850b5d20d49a861b5b115f
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steemdelegated 3.341 SP to @caspianseaboat
2024/12/16 22:33:39
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares5433.706837 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #91292755/Trx af82dffbdd7929478190bba67c1e515417520681
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steemdelegated 3.445 SP to @caspianseaboat
2023/11/13 14:18:42
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares5602.840369 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #79847018/Trx a310d3e6d3107a7af2c269c83b553913b231f290
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steemdelegated 5.251 SP to @caspianseaboat
2023/09/21 19:49:06
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares8540.119155 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #78345428/Trx 22e6efc24a193b638518d32a6c904078302b575f
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steemdelegated 5.387 SP to @caspianseaboat
2022/11/03 09:50:21
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares8761.800593 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #69111035/Trx 97ba548a82323ad44f831de90b8997aaba70ac0e
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steemdelegated 5.523 SP to @caspianseaboat
2022/01/17 09:15:21
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares8982.333824 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #60807385/Trx 84d02b6408295cce36869754332db7032524b85a
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steemdelegated 5.636 SP to @caspianseaboat
2021/06/13 23:14:42
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares9166.102482 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #54605858/Trx 9aa4524722325f9e480334ea6ed128a5c711f875
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steemdelegated 5.751 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/12/11 09:35:48
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares9353.524456 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49353377/Trx 62f2e00ed16efbf056fc89edf7bab49460cdf021
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steemdelegated 1.176 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/12/06 03:13:15
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares1912.543513 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49204947/Trx ba10dc2c8f222bf96eb5a7edca1b04963d192b46
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steemdelegated 5.755 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/12/05 11:10:12
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares9359.891095 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #49186053/Trx 31d0b2412fb094cd6119cd395abd1e0d3fa235d8
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steemdelegated 1.180 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/11/02 12:17:03
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares1920.017158 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #48253855/Trx b1bc52dd3e5865900d1a0b3c476430df2bcc1333
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steemdelegated 5.879 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/05/09 04:08:45
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares9562.537669 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #43215170/Trx 77fbd870ebc116c52a87ec05639bf34f91e73466
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steemdelegated 1.201 SP to @caspianseaboat
2020/05/08 07:30:57
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares1953.311140 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #43190992/Trx 9e83254851e14670a571d333a7ff02c632da9b83
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steemdelegated 5.983 SP to @caspianseaboat
2019/07/21 06:04:42
delegatorsteem
delegateecaspianseaboat
vesting shares9730.468632 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #34848501/Trx 58f13ccc820cd98055acffcbe3f9f0330bca7bf0
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2019/05/14 14:04:39
parent authorcaspianseaboat
parent permlinkgod-admits-letting-humans-sin-so-much-he-needed-to-kill-them-all-in-a-flood-wasn-t-very-omniscient-of-him
authorsteemitboard
permlinksteemitboard-notify-caspianseaboat-20190514t140438000z
title
bodyCongratulations @caspianseaboat! You received a personal award! <table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@caspianseaboat/birthday1.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 1 year!</td></tr></table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@caspianseaboat) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](http://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=caspianseaboat)_</sub> **Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:** <table><tr><td><a href="https://steemit.com/japanese/@steemitboard/new-japanese-speaking-community-steem-meetup-badge"><img src="https://steemitimages.com/64x128/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRWbAjbeETEaqSPLcpwYX1JN5pZhdPffv4q6DaBs6xvZm/image.png"></a></td><td><a href="https://steemit.com/japanese/@steemitboard/new-japanese-speaking-community-steem-meetup-badge">New japanese speaking community Steem Meetup badge</a></td></tr></table> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
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2018/06/28 03:53:33
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2018/06/28 03:53:09
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2018/06/15 23:24:09
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body![6446464173_d6a2cf38f5_z.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSaqySseuTPrmci429JijjinG7QejSYDcQMNhmxXdPxyx/6446464173_d6a2cf38f5_z.jpg) Jackson, MS— Mississippi Republican candidate for the Senate Paul Donovan has run a campaign with such virulently homophobic public statements that Mississippians across the state agree that underneath his facade of Christian values he must be homosexual himself. “There’s just no way this guy isn’t gay,” explained local Republican voter George Hawkins. “He shows all the signs. This Donovan fellow has compared homosexuality to beastiality, he has called for subsidizing pray-away-the-gay camps for kids, he has called for banning gay pride parades, he rants regularly against gay marriage, he’s totally opposed to letting gay couples adopt children, and he even uses the word ‘fag’ in his Facebook posts…there is not a doubt in my mind that this guy is ‘too gay to function’ as the kids call it these days.” Other Mississippi voters have started a campaign to find Mr. Donovan’s Grindr account, which they agree totally exists somewhere. “Me and a big group of my friends have all offered $20 each in a giant pot of reward money for the person who finds this ultra-conservative Paul Donovan guy on Grindr,” explained Mississippi college Democrat Alex Winjeski. “All together, the reward money we’ve raised has just passed $500, and people are still signing up to contribute. It’s not a matter of if we find this guy’s Grindr account, it’s only a matter of when. He’s just too much of a homophobe to not be secretly gay and unable to accept it, and he’s definitely projecting his own insecurities on other people.” Other Mississippi residents have started their own prized challenges. “I heard about the competition to find the Republican candidate’s Grindr account, but I think that’s too easy,” said Jackson resident Jillian Heams. “This guy’s political platform is so fundamentalist that he’s obviously super sexually repressed. I started my own competition with some friends of mine, and all together we have pledged a whole $2,000 reward for the first person who orchestrates a fake sexual rendezvous with the guy in a gas station bathroom and films it as a sting operation to catch him with is pants down proverbially, of course. I can’t wait for it.” Satire from HalfwayPost.com (Picture courtesy of Ted Eytan [https://www.flickr.com/photos/taedc/])
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2018/06/15 17:10:09
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bodyWashington D.C.— According to reports, Donald Trump Jr. is beginning to think he may have, like Icarus, flown too close to the sun in colluding with foreign governments throughout his father’s presidential campaign. The Halfway Post scored an exclusive phone interview with Mr. Trump Jr., and in it he rather uncharacteristically contemplated his humility and guilt. “Yeah, you know I just think I got too wrapped up in the whole thing. I went a little overboard and tried to collude with too many countries. We had Russia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Israel, the UAE, media organizations, Fox News, so many accomplices. Of course we were going to attract attention with so many overtures to illegal contacts and corrupt efforts, and I should have shown greater discretion with my emails and phone calls. I got high off of apparent power, and have fallen like Icarus with melted wings by solar karma. I know I was just taking phone calls and taking down messages to communicate verbally with my father, but the colluding, the money laundering, the various schemes of fraud, the mob associating—it all felt like I was essential for the first time in my life. And it felt like I was James Bond. You know, it led to the best conversations with my father in my entire life where he actually seemed to start to respect me. I mean, like, for real for real, he’s going to throw me under the bus the second Mueller indicts me, and then he’ll stubbornly cling to the delusional lie that he was entirely uninvolved in the whole scandal, but these last two years really felt like we were bonding as father and son! I even called him ‘Dad’ once after he helped me craft my Air Force One lies about the Russian agent meeting in Trump Tower, and he totally forgot to remind me to call him ‘Mr. Trump’ always and only. …You know it’s funny I’m saying all of this, but I’ve been thinking about it since my Senate testimony leaked the other week and the country got to see my cornucopia of obvious lies, contradictions and vagaries, and…I think I’m excited for prison. I’ve spent my entire life in the shadow of my father, and it’s time to leave the nest once and for all. I’m gonna take on a new name, too. Originally I was thinking ‘Emilio Thunder‘ but I’ve decided on an even better name: Lance Biceps. Sounds awesome, right? And I’ve decided that no longer will I be molding my personality off of my dad’s because all along I should have just followed my own passions. It’s time for me to set out and truly be my own man for once. I don’t actually even enjoy or like business at all, I think it’s just all so superficial and full of pandering to people. My real passion ever since I can remember has been dance, and I think I’m really going to try to develop and hone my craft while in prison. I’ll spend my jail cell years like a dancing monk, and when I eventually get parole I’m gonna make the biggest splash the the New York ballet scene has ever seen. Mark my words: in 2034 when I get out with good and rhythmic behavior, New York dance fans will be treated to the most heart-achingly beautiful Black Swan in dance history. I want to transform the name of Trump from being synonymous with sociopathy and corruption and thievery to being synonymous with the world record for most flawless pirouettes in a row. You can count on that. And—Uh oh, gotta go, Eric has another marble stuck up his nose—I don’t know what Eric is going to do without me. Anyway, thanks for the interview!” From: HalfwayPost.com
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bodyWashington D.C.— According to sources close to Vice President Mike Pence, the VP is beginning to have doubts about President Donald Trump’s commitment to his wife Melania Trump. “Mike’s been having a rough couple months,” explained a staffer for Mr. Pence’s VP office, who requested anonymity to discuss his boss’s private feelings. “He’s all about monogamy, and—I promise this is true—he has sworn to God that he has only had sex three times in his entire life, which resulted in the three children he has. He even swore it was true on a Bible, and the guy wouldn’t lie with his hand on a Bible, just saying. The guy believes sex for pleasure is sin, and he means it. So, needless to say, these accusations of rampant sexual misbehavior on the part of Donald Trump have shaken the guy to his core.” Other staffers corroborated Mr. Pence’s melancholic doubts about Trump’s marital commitment. “Trump has of course lied to Mike about the hookers and affairs because he knows how important monogamy is to him, but, let’s be honest, the cat is kind of out of the bag,” explained a VP office aide. “I mean, Trump isn’t even denying the plethora of sexual assault accusations, the sex-for-pay deals, and the nondisclosure agreements in unhinged, misspelled and poorly composed rants on Twitter, which is pretty much the most damning proof that all of this is true there can be. But you can tell the endless media saturation of all things Stormy Daniels has given Mike some doubts, cause for the last couple weeks every time Mike shakes Trump’s hands he immediately goes to the bathroom to wash them for like five minutes. But to Mike’s credit, he feels really bad for Melania. Mike has started a routine where every Friday he buys Melania a bouquet of flowers and signs Donald’s name on the card. It’s really sweet, but Donald makes fun of him for doing it. Donald thinks it’s hilarious that Mike respects his wife or women in general. Mike has very specifically ordered his staff to never let his daughters anywhere near Donald Trump on account of how creepily Donald treats his own daughters.” From HalfwayPost.com, the premier political satire gazette.
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2018/05/16 14:12:06
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2018/05/16 14:11:57
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