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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"esteem",<br>"author":"lineon",<br>"permlink":"no-easy-6218099c19ef8",<br>"title":"No Easy",<br>"body":"The liberal senator told the conservative governor,<br> \"You need to find a painless and humane method to kill John Smith.\" The governor said,<br> \"John Smith is a serial killer. We know he killed 15 people; he claimed he killed 25 more. So,<br> of course he deserves a painless,<br> humane death. But you didn't want us to electrocute him,<br> so I said we'll gas him. You said that was too slow,<br> so I said we'll shoot him. You said that was too noisy,<br> so I said we'll hang him. You said that was too old-fashioned,<br> so I said we'll waterboard him. You said that was for terrorists. So,<br> after much thought,<br> I've finally come up with something that I'm sure you'll like. Let him die of old age!\" The senator said,<br> \"Of course not. Have you seen all the diseases that people get when they're old? That's the worst death imaginable.\"\n ![image (https:\/\/img.esteem.ws\/kv3e8f2di1.jpg)",<br>"json_metadata":" \"links\":[ ,<br>\"image\":[\"https:\/\/img.esteem.ws\/kv3e8f2di1.jpg\" ,<br>\"tags\":[\"esteem\",<br>\"good-karma\",<br>\"life\",<br>\"time\" ,<br>\"app\":\"esteem\/1.5.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown+html\",<br>\"community\":\"esteem\" " | | comment_options | "author":"lineon",
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