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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"kids",<br>"author":"chucknorris",<br>"permlink":"common-sense-and-timmy-the-cat",<br>"title":"COMMON SENSE AND TIMMY THE CAT",<br>"body":"Once upon a time Timmy made up his mind to collect all the common sense in the world. He was thinking that he would be the smartest cat in the world if he did this. So Timmy traveled all over the world collecting common sense. Timmy went to big countries and little ones. Timmy went to primary schools and universities. He went to government offices and businesses. He went to peoples homes and the work places.\n\nI will take all the millions of common sense I had collected from around the world and put it in a big piggy bank. I will take the piggy bank with me to my backyard and climbed the tall maple tree. His plan was to store it at the tap of the tree for safe keeping. Nobody would get to it but Timmy. \n\nTo make sure it was safe Timmy tied the piggy bank to the front of his body. This slowed down his progress up the tree to a slow crawl. He did look very clumsy climbing up the tree with the piggy bank because it was disturbing him.\n\nAs Timmy was slowly going up toward to the top of the tree a little girl below called out to him. Timmy,<br> why don't you tie the piggy bank on your back instead of in front of you. You can get up the tree much faster and easier.\n\n Timmy was mad because the little girl showed him up for not thinking. She had more common sense than him he thought. He called out to her \u201cI thought I collected all the common sense from all over the world\u201d\n\nHe was so mad that he flung the piggy bank to the ground and it broke. All of the common sense he had collected flew back all over the world.\n\nAnd that's how you and I manage to have just a little common sense for ourselves today.\n\nPlease 'like' if you want more stories.",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"kids\",<br>\"stories\",<br>\"cat\",<br>\"funny\",<br>\"lesson\" " | | vote | "voter":"chucknorris",
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