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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"funny",<br>"author":"tausendziegen",<br>"permlink":"a-rhapsody-of-life",<br>"title":"a rhapsody of life",<br>"body":"https:\/\/assets.cdn.moviepilot.de\/files\/061b00a7a4c56d2be1223b2dd55d2b5bef7df357dd28e7f6925da6bfcb5c\/fritz-the-cat2.jpg\n\nHello,<br> men. Everybody studying\n\nfor their goddamn exams?\n\n \n\n \n\nHey,<br> Buzz,<br> how'd it go\n\nwith that Dee-Dee chick?\n\n \n\n \n\nShe's got some bod,<br>\n\nyou have to admit.\n\n \n\n \n\nCharlene isn't bad,<br>\n\neither,<br> though,<br> right?\n\n \n\n \n\nLike wow!\n\n \n\n \n\nHines!\n\nYou swine,<br> old buddy pig!\n\n \n\n \n\nYou groove behind Alvina,<br>\n\nget some kicks tonight?\n\n \n\n \n\nBastards.\n\nYou'd think the goddamn exams...\n\n \n\n \n\nwas the be-all and end-all\n\nof existence...\n\n \n\n \n\ncosmic life force\n\nor something.\n\n \n\n \n\nYou'd think they were\n\nthe frigging fugitives.\n\n \n\n \n\nCan't even get in\n\na few decent words to a guy.\n\n \n\n \n\nBastards.\n\n \n\n \n\nWhat a bore,<br>\n\nthey just sit there...\n\n \n\n \n\nand take bennies\n\nand stay up all night...\n\n \n\n \n\nwith their face stuck\n\nin a bunch of books...\n\n \n\n \n\nand their thumb up their ass.\n\n \n\n \n\nYes,<br> yes,<br>\n\nI remember the time...\n\n \n\n \n\nwhen it was all very inspiring\n\nand enlightening...\n\n \n\n \n\nall this history and literature\n\nand sociology shit.\n\n \n\n \n\nYou think learning\n\nis a really big thing...\n\n \n\n \n\nand you become\n\nthis big fucking intellectual...\n\n \n\n \n\nand sit around trying\n\nto out-intellectual...\n\n \n\n \n\nall the other big\n\nfucking intellectuals.\n\n \n\n \n\nYou spend years and years...\n\n \n\n \n\nwith your nose buried\n\nin these goddamn tomes...\n\n \n\n \n\nwhile the world\n\nis passing you by.\n\n \n\n \n\nAll the stuff to see...\n\n \n\n \n\nand all the kicks...\n\n \n\n \n\nand all the girls\n\nare out there.\n\n \n\n \n\nAnd me,<br> a writer!\n\n \n\n \n\nAnd a poet who should be\n\nhaving adventures...\n\n \n\n \n\nand experiencing\n\nall the diversities...\n\n \n\n \n\nand paradoxes\n\nand ironies of life...\n\n \n\n \n\nand passing over\n\nall the roads of the world!\n\n \n\n \n\nAnd digging all the cities\n\nand towns and rivers...\n\n \n\n \n\nand the oceans and...\n\n \n\n \n\nmaking all of them chicks.\n\n \n\n \n\nOh,<br> God.\n\n \n\n \n\nAs a writer and a poet...\n\n \n\n \n\nit is my duty to get out there\n\nand dig the world...\n\n \n\n \n\nto swim in\n\nthe whole frigging scene...\n\n \n\n \n\nwhile there is\n\nstill time,<br> man.\n\n \n\n \n\nMy farting around days\n\nare over,<br> baby.\n\n \n\n \n\nFrom this day on,<br> I shall live\n\nevery day as if it was my last.\n\n \n\n \n\nI must do it!\n\n \n\n \n\nNo more of the dreary,<br>\n\nboring classes...\n\n \n\n \n\ndismal lectures,<br>\n\nsitting around bullshitting..\n\n \n\n \n\nwith pretentious\n\nfat-ass hippies.\n\n \n\n \n\nNo more of the books...\n\n \n\n \n\nthe spoutings of\n\na bunch of old farts...\n\n \n\n \n\nwho think they know\n\nthe whole goddamn score.\n\n \n\n \n\nOh,<br> my God,<br> what have I done?\n\n \n\n \n\nI set all my notes\n\nand books on fire...\n\n \n\n \n\nand now I can't study\n\nfor my exams.\n\n \n\n \n\nI'll flunk out,<br>\n\nand my folks will be pissed off.\n\n \n\n \n\nI'll get a blanket.\n\n \n\n \n\nThe blanket's on fire.\n\n \n\n \n\nWe better call\n\nthe fire department.\n\n(Fritz the Cat - Ralph Bakshi)",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"funny\",<br>\"satire\",<br>\"bakshi\",<br>\"steemit\",<br>\"study\" ,<br>\"image\":[\"https:\/\/assets.cdn.moviepilot.de\/files\/061b00a7a4c56d2be1223b2dd55d2b5bef7df357dd28e7f6925da6bfcb5c\/fritz-the-cat2.jpg\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " | | vote | "voter":"tausendziegen",
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