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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"politics",<br>"author":"noelletwine",<br>"permlink":"my-proposal-to-hillary-clinton-after-her-pokemon-go-joke",<br>"title":"My Proposal to Hillary Clinton After Her Pok\u00e9mon Go \"Joke\"",<br>"body":"Hillary Clinton made something resembling the shadow of a [joke (www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ox5fdjZmfO0) about Pok\u00e9mon Go recently. \"I don't know who created Pok\u00e9mon Go,<br> but I'm trying to figure out how we get them to have Pok\u00e9mon Go to the polls,<br>\" she beamed,<br> eyes flashing and circuits firing.\n\n<center>![hillaryball (http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/iapl41o.png)<\/center>\n\nHillary,<br> I can see that reaching The Kids is very important to you,<br> so I've come up with a speech you can use for your campaign:\n\n\"With democracy on our side,<br> winning will be a caterpiece of cake. This is a butterfree country! People are electabuzzing,<br> our numbers are bulbasauring,<br> and now is the time to rapidash to support me. It's not oddish or farfetch'd. Don't take a chansey with a third party. Raichu are to you pikachuse me! Soon our opponents will horsea that I seadra important issues.\nI know there's been some gloom in this race,<br> and that email controversy magmarred my record. But just diglett me say,<br> I have the machops to be the machamp. I'm the kabutops! Before you know it,<br> your weepinbell will turn to victreebells. \nThere's been too much beedrilling for oil in this country,<br> and even though I'm no rattatacking wartortle,<br> if I have to,<br> I will blastoise and eraticate the entire Middle East. I won't be snorlax. As a great man once said,<br> we have nothing to fearow but fearow itself. \nAs for Donald Trump,<br> he is a gastly and krabby candidate who needs to pok\u00e9-stop. I will exeggcute him in the polls! I don't know how many women that rhyhorndog has cuboned,<br> and I don't know what he's been jigglypuffing,<br> but he doesn't have the pok\u00e9balls to wigglytuff it out.\n\nIn the end,<br> remember,<br> there's no starmie without STARYU.\n\nNow,<br> am I tentacool or what! Huh,<br> geodudes? Huh? Well,<br> come on slowpokes! Ha ha ha ha ha. Yes.\"\n\n<center>![hillarylaugh (http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/4cR6mga.jpg)<\/center>",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"politics\",<br>\"humor\",<br>\"clinton\",<br>\"hillary\",<br>\"millennials\",<br>\"puns\",<br>\"funny\",<br>\"pokemon\",<br>\"election\",<br>\"comedy\",<br>\"pokemongo\",<br>\"hillaryclinton\",<br>\"joke\" ,<br>\"image\":[\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/iapl41o.png\",<br>\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/4cR6mga.jpg\" " | | vote | "voter":"noelletwine",
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