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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"funny",<br>"author":"gsf1",<br>"permlink":"the-best-way-to-lose-weight",<br>"title":"The best way to lose weight.",<br>"body":"A fat man saw an advertisement,<br> \"Lose 5kg\nIn A Week.\"\nHe called and said,<br> \"I would like to join\" The\ngirl said,<br> \"okay! Be ready tomorrow at 6am\"\nThe next morning,<br> he got to the place and\nwas taken to a room. He opened the door\nand found a hot babe wearing only shirt\nand pant. She said,<br> \"if you catch me,<br> you can\nsleep with me\"\nThe girl started running. Then the man\nstarted running after her but he could not\ncatch her.\nDuring the whole week,<br> he tried to catch her\nbut he could not and he lost 5kg. He then\nasked for the 10kg program. The next\nmorning at 6am,<br> he opened the door and\nfound a hotter babe wearing a bikini,<br> she\nsaid,<br> \"if you catch me,<br> you will sleep with\nme\"\nHe lost 10kg that week. So he thought that\nthis programme is awesome. He then\nrequested for a 25kg program. The girl said,<br>\n\"are you sure? It is really tough\" The man\nsaid,<br> \"Yes I am sure\"\nThe next day at 6am,<br> he opened the door\nexpecting to see a naked girl but found a\n\"Naked Mad Man\" who said,<br> \"If I catch you,<br> I\nwill sleep with You\"\nThat day,<br> the man lost 75kg.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude02",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"funny\",<br>\"promo-steem\",<br>\"blog\",<br>\"life\",<br>\"story\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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