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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"fun",<br>"author":"holasunkanmi",<br>"permlink":"what-will-you-do-if-possibling-happen-to-you",<br>"title":"what will you do if possibling happen to you?",<br>"body":"A pilot on an airplane said; Ladies and Gentlemen,<br> the plane is losing altitude.\nAll the baggage must be thrown out. A while later,<br> the pilot said; We are still losing altitude.\n\nWe must throw out everything that is in the cabin. The plane continued to descend despite more things being thrown out. The pilot said; We are still going down,<br> we must throw out some people.\n\nThere was a big gasp from the passengers. The pilot continued; But to make this fair,<br> passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order,<br> So A\u2026 any Africans on board?. Nobody moved.\nThe pilot said; B\u2026 any Blacks on board?. Nobody moved. The pilot said; C\u2026 any coloured on board?. Still,<br> nobody moved. The pilot said; D\u2026 any Darkies?\nKola's little black boy asked Kola; Daddy,<br> what are we?.\nKola replied; \"My son,<br> tonight,<br> we are zombies.\"..lol",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"fun\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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