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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"technology",<br>"author":"the-alien",<br>"permlink":"if-big-brother-had-a-sister-they-d-probably-call-her-alexa",<br>"title":"If Big Brother Had a Sister,<br> They'd Probably Call Her Alexa",<br>"body":"Testing Short Content:\n\n![Alt Text (https:\/\/bva-pull-zone-aefa0bp0rh1zhqlbc.netdna-ssl.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/rs-alexa.jpg)\n\nLast summer,<br> I connected with a cousin of mine after a long time without seeing one another. Catching up with him,<br> I discovered that he had acquired a new unusual hobby that still boggles my mind to this moment.\n\nYou see,<br> my cousin has this new affinity towards collecting Alexa devices,<br> placing one in each and every room of the house.\n\nBut the thing with hobbies is that you can\u2019t go overboard with them without risking some little strife in your relationships.\n\n And in his case,<br> it was no different.\n\nAs it turns out,<br> his wife absolutely refuses to let him place Alexa devices in their bathroom. \n\nYes,<br> I\u2019m afraid you\u2019ve read correctly.\n\nShe says: *\u201cI\u2019m sorry,<br> but I see no reason why we should invest in yet another listening device just to record us poop.\u201d*\n\nFirst of all,<br> that has got to be one of the weirdest sentences I\u2019ve ever heard,<br> yet... You really can\u2019t argue with that.\n\nI mean,<br> from all the stupid stuff couples fight about,<br> this one has got to win a prize for originality.\n![Alt Text (https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DdVE8sLU8AAZ6sF.jpg)\n\nBut the mystery remains,<br> what drives a man to invite the NSA to the privacy of his bathroom?\n\nSo I asked him just that when we were alone: *\u201cBy the way,<br> what\u2019s the deal with those toilet Alexa thingy?\u201d*\n\n*\u201cI don\u2019t know\u2026 I just feel strongly about it\u201d.*\n\nHe continues: *\u201cNowadays all our lives are in the cloud,<br> it\u2019s just the way it is. I just don\u2019t want to have any blind spots where my life isn\u2019t being uploaded to the cloud.\u201d*\n\nAs crazy as it may sound,<br> this may go down as the moment when I realized that Elon is onto something. Two or three decades from now,<br> that Mars planet may come in real handy.\n\n### ***\u2026 To be Continued.***\n\n![Alt Text (https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/945354733899931648-png__700.jpg)\n\nImage Sources: [1 (https:\/\/www.bestvpnanalysis.com\/alexa-spying-on-you\/) - [2 (https:\/\/twitter.com\/supernerdmedia\/status\/996778740851007488?lang=fr) - [3 (https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/funny-alexa-tweets\/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"technology\",<br>\"life\",<br>\"blog\",<br>\"story\" ,<br>\"image\":[\"https:\/\/bva-pull-zone-aefa0bp0rh1zhqlbc.netdna-ssl.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/rs-alexa.jpg\",<br>\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DdVE8sLU8AAZ6sF.jpg\",<br>\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/945354733899931648-png__700.jpg\" ,<br>\"links\":[\"https:\/\/www.bestvpnanalysis.com\/alexa-spying-on-you\/\",<br>\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/supernerdmedia\/status\/996778740851007488?lang=fr\",<br>\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/funny-alexa-tweets\/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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