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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"karmaisabitch",<br>"author":"steemmatt",<br>"permlink":"my-most-unbelievable-free-curb-find-ever-also-the-perfect-hard-fork-parting-gift-for-where-the-sun-don",<br>"title":"My Most Unbelievable Free Curb Find EVER,<br> Also The PERFECT Hard Fork Parting Gift For Where The Sun Don",<br>"body":"Now nobody needs to fuck him!! \n\nPressure was mounting to find a way to express my thoughts on the hostile takeover and recent censorship. It was taking too long.\n\nSince I normally post on items I salvage and resell from curbside recycling,<br> I was having a hard time coming up with the right words...\n\nUntil I literally tripped on this on my street the other day... \n\n...just before the big pump!\n\n![image.png (https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmPJ7dMdLCoJA6ZFyKNEPX4Vn7N9gt3gmdt65EBjUx47Nq\/image.png)\n\n------\n\n### So,<br> as Ned fucked us over for a lifetime of shame,<br> new ownership will never have to ask the community they burned if they want to fuck them _ever again._ \n\nI'll just need $400 in Steem transferred into my account before the fork so I can dump it once I get my Hive tokens.\n\nDon't wait. Demand will skyrocket as people are forced into lockdown.\n\nIt adjusts to endless angles,<br> even vertical so you can still censor the posts you don't like without missing any \n\nJust watch out for the pump and dump after the split.\n\n----\n\nTrue to form,<br> here's the proof. On the sidewalk near my apartment without a scratch. I had to do a little research to figure out what the heck it was,<br> but saw that it retailed for over $500 new. Thankfully,<br> no toys were found.\n\n![image.png (https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmP8pdRb4UDZ1bRiwrQdsTZ4KZMqueabuxsMopfRoLbeVD\/image.png)\n\nIn all seriousness,<br> I'm not trying to be a dick. Just giving you a hard time for fun.\n\nIf you need help with how to use it,<br> ask Ned.\n\n@steemmatt",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"karmaisabitch\",<br>\"funny\",<br>\"steem\",<br>\"steemit\",<br>\"recycling\",<br>\"ecotrain\",<br>\"hustle\",<br>\"hive\" ,<br>\"users\":[\"steemmatt\" ,<br>\"image\":[\"https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmPJ7dMdLCoJA6ZFyKNEPX4Vn7N9gt3gmdt65EBjUx47Nq\/image.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmP8pdRb4UDZ1bRiwrQdsTZ4KZMqueabuxsMopfRoLbeVD\/image.png\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.2\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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