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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"humour",<br>"author":"quotes-haven",<br>"permlink":"humorous-signs",<br>"title":"Humorous Signs",<br>"body":"On an electrician\u2019s truck: \n\u201cLet us remove your shorts.\u201d \n\nOn a fence: \n\u201cSalesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\u201d\n\nAt the electric company: \n\u201cWe would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However,<br> if you don\u2019t,<br> you will be.\u201d\n\nIn a restaurant window: \n\u201cDon\u2019t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.\u201d \n\nOutside a photographer\u2019s studio:\n\u201cOut to lunch; if not back by five,<br> out for dinner also.\u201d \n\nOn motorway garage:\n\u201cPlease do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.\u201d\n\nAt a farm gate:\n\u201cBeware! I shoot every tenth trespasser and the ninth one has just left.\u201d\n\nNotice in a field:\n\u201cThe farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,<br> but the bull charges.\u201d\n\n<i>Thank you for dropping by. If you like the post,<br> please give it a vote. Follow me for more humour and stuff related to life. \nCheers!<\/i>",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"humour\",<br>\"funny\",<br>\"laughter\",<br>\"life\",<br>\"teamsingapore\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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