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| comment | | "parent_author":"",<br>"parent_permlink":"welcometosteemit",<br>"author":"por500bolos",<br>"permlink":"dear-mom-i-seepeople-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-2",<br>"title":"Dear Mom... I see__________people!! - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2",<br>"body":"# <center>\u00a1Dear Mom!<\/center>\n\n<center>https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmW3oCP4Y6f1mMg8MFwg2r3PBUuDnvjMf3biWbfBvx5dxW\/Mam%C3%A1.jpg<\/center>\n# <center>\u00ab\u00ab\u00ab-*F*O*R*E*W*O*R*D-\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb<\/center>\n\n### <center>An open letter to my Mom so she read it today in her **glorious day.** And after she reads it entirely. Then I hope,<br> she sends it and shows it to @ned.<\/center>\n\n<center><sub>**\"This publication is aimed at trying to kill two birds with the same stone\"**<\/sub><\/center>\n\n<sub>This post supposedly has two important ultimate strategies and goals never seen before on steemit. The first strategy,<br> with the most ambitious,<br> splendid and revolutionary objective. Would be that the message of this post reachs the highest peak of the trending page on steemit by creating the most uplifting post. Worthy of hitting Trending that would best suit a new visitor to steemit.com. *Well,<br> all that if I am lucky enough to gain some concerted consensus of the **readers** through @abh12345's #welcometosteemit competition and great newfangled [proposal. (https:\/\/steemit.com\/welcometosteemit\/@abh12345\/competition-welcometosteemit)* ;)<\/sub>\n\n<sub>The second ambitious additional strategy,<br> would be write it up in such poetic & majestic humorous way that this post also serve as my **entry N\u00ba 2** for the prestigious contest of @comedyopenmic which has been organized by the team weekly. And through this masterly post open-wide in sight of the WWW *(wild whole world)*,<br> then try to allure & excite all the new visitors,<br> readers and intrepid surfers from the internet to register immediately and invest blindly in our tasty platform in a snap.<\/sub> \n\n<center>**Ok folks,<br> let's see then how everything pans out.**<\/center>\n<center>![Hearts1.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQme8AGYW6aW8TzAjDX3XssuVs2qytdUptm55rK3ADN8R4o\/Hearts1.png)<\/center>\n\n<div class=\"pull-left\">\n\n![HeartsR.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmVJxAt2yLRfV6uoZeuMeHgoU67qicDw9m2M4Ut9eT4C9Q\/HeartsR.png)\n\n![HeartsR.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmVJxAt2yLRfV6uoZeuMeHgoU67qicDw9m2M4Ut9eT4C9Q\/HeartsR.png)\n\n![HeartsR.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmVJxAt2yLRfV6uoZeuMeHgoU67qicDw9m2M4Ut9eT4C9Q\/HeartsR.png)\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"pull-right\">\n\n![HeartsL.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmaVZZCLANVMq4ovxxUJNYnF1vEKPq2UuyndR8kUHj1FYw\/HeartsL.png)\n\n![HeartsL.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmaVZZCLANVMq4ovxxUJNYnF1vEKPq2UuyndR8kUHj1FYw\/HeartsL.png)\n\n![HeartsL.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmaVZZCLANVMq4ovxxUJNYnF1vEKPq2UuyndR8kUHj1FYw\/HeartsL.png)\n<\/div>\n<center>\n\n**My dear sweet Mom...**\nCryptos are plunging in red thru these few days.\nI reckon whales,<br> orcas and big marine mammals,<br>\nare maneuvering with billion of dollars everywhere.\nMight be FUD,<br> but might be FOMO too.\n\n**All this reminds me of my very ancient shelter.**\nThat one peacefully & warm we both share at once.\nI also saw everything red in there with big curiosity.\nThough,<br> I knew I was safe and everything was fine.\n\n**You used to touch your belly to caress me sweetly.**\nI swear I felt your loving caresses every night.\nThose were the times of our early relationship.\nWhen I was ready to see you straight to the eyes.\n\n ***I remember your heart pumping food to me.***\nEach second of my ongoing existence down there.\nThose were the times I was almost ready.\nTo punch back the doctor for touch my ass so hard.\n\n**I suddenly felt your heart beating stronger.**\nBlowing me new energy to get out of there to meet you.\nUplift inspiration & new ideas of freedom,<br> victory & success.\nThey were waiting for me by see you straight to the eyes.\n\n***It's been too many years since those events.***\nThat I still fondly conserve in my memory.\nYour unlimited love and unconditional support.\nThat I always carry with me everywhere I go.\n\n**And today I have to tell you,<br> Dear Mom.**\nThat unlimited love you gave me made me strong.\nAnd your unconditional support made me humble.\nWith only that blissful pair of tools you gave me,<br>\nI still continue to make my way in life.\n\n***Now,<br> let me tell you what I am doing now.***\n**I am mining steem almost all day long Mom.**\nYes mom,<br> **steem** to still be able to eat & have a safe shelter.\nYup! all the experience has been and is a perpetual rollercoaster.\n\n**Dips,<br> leaks and landslides everywhere around.**\nBut what else useful I could do now at my age?\nIt has been a long time since we last saw each other.\nBut I'm glad that maybe we'll meet again soon.\n\n***Yes mom,<br> over here I am not only mining steem***\nI also participate in some great and funny contests.\nAs for these I am writing this post just for you.\nWish me luck mom. With your love maybe I could figure.\n\n**Yeah mom,<br> everything were plummeting all this week.**\nBut now talking to you I'm sure everything will go up soon. \n**May** will always be your month mom. To talk to you again.\nAnd as long as I have you always this close to talk to you...\n\n***I know I will never be alone and everything will be fine.***\nNow allow me tell you again that old joke.\nYeah,<br> that one you liked so much. \nAnd with which you laughed so much too.\nCould you remember which one it can be?\n\n**This will be my second entry for the COM contest Dear Mom.**\n***The first was this one you can [read here. (https:\/\/steemit.com\/comedyopenmic\/@por500bolos\/diprosopus-cryptocurrency-trends-and-conjoined-twins-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-1)***\n**\u00bfWhich one do you think 'they' will like the most?**\n***\u00bfDo you think they will understand my twisted sense of humor and also laugh same like you?***\n\n\u00a1Yes Dear Mom! **I'm sure you know better.**\nNobody could stop laughing when they know\nthat I was pretending that this post reached the Trending Page.\nAnd that being in sight of the whole world.\nResidents,<br> strangers and new visitors out there.\nThey were going to register in steemit in a wink.\nAnd they were going to throw their money in our lap.\nJust because after reading entirely this post. \nI would shout at them loudly.\n\n# <center>\u00a1Hey Pinhead!<\/center>\n<center><sup>**\u00a1Today is Mother's Day!**<\/sup><\/center>\n# <center>#welcometosteemit<\/center>\n<center>![Hearts2.png (https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmdtXiJGtRkM1GVzq4foLrGMR1wFn6hprhH2uFYmqfz2fW\/Hearts2.png)<\/center>\n\n<sub>\"Since this post is intended to also play as my **'second entry'** for the #comedyopenmic contest it its [Round 13 (https:\/\/steemit.com\/comedyopenmic\/@comedyopenmic\/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-13) in force right now. I suppose,<br> I will have to nominate another different pair of steemians to participate on this challenge. Therefore,<br> I'll nominate to @ned for obvious reasons and also to the **Grey** nemesis of the **Pinky** cranky gandalf. The geezer of the many steem blocks processing servers. Our dear witness @gtg\"<\/sub> \n# <center>\u00a1Happy Mother's Day!<\/center>\n\n<center>https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmXogwBszHiVsSy9xFPaNxN8omSuYonufwrVfv1y8EYZou\/BowingDuck.png<\/center>\n\n<center><sup>**\u00ab-'Abstract Aural Bit'-\u00bb**<\/sup><\/center>\nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/S1VA15myl6g\n<center><sub>\"Leave a comment. Share your experiences and feedback. \u00a1Be part of the conversation!\"<\/sub><\/center>\n\n# <center>\u00ab\u00ab\u00ab-$-\u00bb\u00bb\u00bb<\/center>\n\n#### <center>\"Follows,<br> Comments,<br> Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated\"<\/center>\n\n<center><a href=\"https:\/\/steemit.com\/@por500bolos\"><img src=\"http:\/\/i65.tinypic.com\/2mq2gt3.jpg\" alt=\"Cranky Gandalf\"\/><\/a><\/center>\n\n# Cheers!! :)",<br>"json_metadata":" \"tags\":[\"welcometosteemit\",<br>\"comedyopenmic\",<br>\"punchline\",<br>\"steemit\",<br>\"poetry\" ,<br>\"users\":[\"ned\",<br>\"abh12345\",<br>\"comedyopenmic\",<br>\"gtg\" ,<br>\"image\":[\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmW3oCP4Y6f1mMg8MFwg2r3PBUuDnvjMf3biWbfBvx5dxW\/Mam%C3%A1.jpg\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQme8AGYW6aW8TzAjDX3XssuVs2qytdUptm55rK3ADN8R4o\/Hearts1.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmVJxAt2yLRfV6uoZeuMeHgoU67qicDw9m2M4Ut9eT4C9Q\/HeartsR.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmaVZZCLANVMq4ovxxUJNYnF1vEKPq2UuyndR8kUHj1FYw\/HeartsL.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmdtXiJGtRkM1GVzq4foLrGMR1wFn6hprhH2uFYmqfz2fW\/Hearts2.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmXogwBszHiVsSy9xFPaNxN8omSuYonufwrVfv1y8EYZou\/BowingDuck.png\",<br>\"https:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/S1VA15myl6g\/0.jpg\",<br>\"http:\/\/i65.tinypic.com\/2mq2gt3.jpg\" ,<br>\"links\":[\"https:\/\/steemit.com\/welcometosteemit\/@abh12345\/competition-welcometosteemit\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemit.com\/comedyopenmic\/@por500bolos\/diprosopus-cryptocurrency-trends-and-conjoined-twins-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-1\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemit.com\/comedyopenmic\/@comedyopenmic\/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-13\",<br>\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/S1VA15myl6g\",<br>\"https:\/\/steemit.com\/@por500bolos\" ,<br>\"app\":\"steemit\/0.1\",<br>\"format\":\"markdown\" " |
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